Three Girls, One Jake

Jake [Friday, 3:37 PM]

Bro. WTF. Since when do you throw parties?? Just heard about it from Kelsey McCormick. KELSEY, dude. She’s never even said two words to me, and now she’s asking if I can get her an invite??

Jake [Friday, 3:39 PM]

What the hell is goin on, man? I shoulda seen this coming when Madison was sniffin around you, but now? You’re like some kinda chick magnet. For real, dude, what’s the secret? You sneakin pheromones into the air or somethin?

Jake [Friday, 3:42 PM]

Anyway, here’s the deal. Three different girls asked me to bring them to your party tmr. THREE. And not just some randoms either. I’m talkin prime cuts.

Jake [Friday, 3:44 PM]

Brianna asked first. Remember her? Blonde, tight lil body, always postin those gym pics. She’s got that “I do yoga but I’ll still let you wreck me” vibe. And her tits? Bro. Perky as hell. She was all over me askin if I could “introduce her to Joey.” Pfft. Like I’m gonna let her near you before I get my turn.

Jake [Friday, 3:46 PM]

Then there’s Vanessa. Total freak. She gave a dude head in the bathroom at Chris’s party last month. She’s wild. Tight dress, high heels, that “come ruin my life” look in her eyes. She asked if I was goin, said she’d be down to “hang” after. Yeah, I know what that means.

Jake [Friday, 3:48 PM]

And then there’s Lexi. Bruh. Lexi’s dangerous. Thicc - knows it and shows it. Low-cut tops, tits spillin out. Makes me wanna dive in! Bends over so you get a peek and acts like she doesn’t know. Told me she needs someone to “keep her company” at the party. Yeah. I know what she’s tryna do.

Jake [Friday, 3:50 PM]

I don’t even know which one to take. I mean, I could prob pull all three if I really wanted, but I’m not tryin to be greedy. I’ll lock down one and let the other two line up after. It’s about time these girls start noticin how awesome I am.

Jake [Friday, 3:53 PM]

For real tho, I’m callin it now—I’m gettin lucky tmr. No way I’m leavin that party without gettin my noodle wet. It’s happenin.

Jake [Friday, 3:55 PM]

Oh, and don’t worry—I’ll grab a keg. Gotta make sure the drinks are flowin if I’m sealin the deal. But yo… I’m serious. Save me a room, bro. I’m not tryna be huntin for a spot when it’s go time. I’m not losin momentum over some dumb shit.

Jake [Friday, 3:57 PM]

Hit me back, man. LMK where to stash the keg. And don’t forget the room. I’m makin magic happen tmr.