This sucks

"Alright losers! Staying in because you have no dates, that's so sad!" Mia taunted us, her friend chimed in "yeah HIHI losers!" Her friend Becky had too much confidence for what she looked like. To me she looked like a fridge made of melted cheese. Mia was the complete opposite, toned and tanned, stacked, angelic. Her breasts were the like soft watermelons, they seemed to grow bigger every year! Her butt, hoisted by her squishy thick thighs, was like two gigantic bubbles. The tube dress she wore hugged her so tighltly you could make out her entire form, it cut off just below her delectable buttocks.

I went to retort but Bobby spoke first "Why don't you be our dates! It would turn on of the worst nights of our lives, into one of the best!" I slapped Bobby on the shoulder, what a rude proposition, then I looked at Mia. She was mulling it over. Becky stood beside her like a mong.