Things that go bump

"I think I have an idea..." Yoshi grinned, whispering into Kasumi's ear.

Yuri sighed as she leaned back in the chair, briefly looking down at her chocolate and soap sud covered chest. So much for her shower. The young woman got up from the table when...

*THUMP!*

Yuri froze, eyes widening. What was that?

"H-hello?" Yuri stuttered, looking around the kitchen. "Uh, Yoshi? Was that you?"

No response. "Man, I'd sell my house for a nightlight right now. After I got it back from Yuki, of course."

Yuri fumbled around for the junk drawer she had found while cleaning earlier, pulling it open and grabbing a flashlight.

*THUMP!*

Yuri yelped as she turned the flashlight on, pointing it in the direction of the noise. Much to her relief, she saw Yoshi's cat in the glow of the flashlight, the feline letting out a hiss before running off.

"Ha!" Yuri chuckled sheepishly, "It's just a kitty cat. For a second, I thought it was something -"

"Ooga booga!"

Yuri screamed as she dropped the flashlight, nearly wetting herself as she jumped back in terror...

And right out the open backdoor, landing on her ass on the back porch. Looking up, Yuri saw Yoshi cackling madly as the power came back on.

"That wasn't funny!" Yuri snapped as she got back to her feet. "It's bad enough I already wet myself once tonight!"

"You what?"

"Nothing! I didn't -" Yuri began, only to stop and gasp in horror as she finally noticed the phone in Yoshi's hand. Covering herself up, she shouted, "Are you filming me?!"

"Maybe..."

"That's - UGH!" Yuri groaned before shaking her head. "Whatever. Just let me back in so I can finally get some rest. Where is my room, anyway?"

"'Room'?" Yoshi asked with a smirk, "Who said anything about a 'room'?"

"Wait. You don't mean..."

"Good night." Yoshi said as she closed and locked the backdoor, leaving Yuri outside wet, covered in chocolate and soap suds, and completely naked.

"Now wait just a minute here!" Yuri shouted as she pounded on the backdoor, watching as Yoshi turned off the kitchen light. "Can you at least let me continue my shower?! I mean, how do you expect me to wash off this soap and chocolate?!"

Almost as if to answer her question, the clouds finally burst as rain began to pour down on the young woman, washing away the soap and chocolate as Yuri frowned in annoyance.

"Of. Freaking. Course!" Yuri spat, shivering in the rain as she looked around for somewhere to take shelter for the night.