They called the Mommysgirl website

My parents told me "We received in the mail a subscription bill from the Mommysgirl website which made us angry, but then we saw as opportunity to get you married to someone on that website so you wouldn't need it anymore. So we call the number for the website that was on the subscription bill we found and asked them if their were any single women on the website which they told that Reagan Foxx is our star and she is currently single and ready to mingle so they give us her number. Once we have her number we call her right away which she answers the phone by saying 'who is this and how did you get my number?' Which leads us to say we are the Olson's and we got your number from the lovely people at the Mommysgirl website for which you are the biggest star they have their words not ours. Which leads her to say 'You guys are to kind for your own good so why did you call me anyways.' Which lead us to tell her that we wanted her to marry our daughter who is a big fan of yours since she is apparently the one who has the subscription to this website since it mailed to us and we had no idea about this website. Reagan was a little hesitant at first until we showed a picture of you which made her agree instantly to it and she told us some other things, but she told us to promise not to tell you until after the wedding. So that is how this happened to you sweetie." I just nod my head in understanding since when they saw the subscription I thought I was in trouble for that, but apparently it gave them an excuse to get me married to a woman who works on the Mommysgirl website as a former pornstar.

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