They'll need some help, first

"There, that should warm you up a little."

Officer Christina looked up from her desk to see Victoria walking into the station, snickering. Sighing, she asked her, "What's so funny?"

"Y'know those girls I brought in for public indecency tonight?"

"Oh, maybe. I see so many naked girls it's hard to keep them all straight." Christina replied, sarcastically.

"Well, I just locked them all outside on the bike rack. Isn't that hilarious?"

Christina just put her head in her hands. "Oh, honestly, Vic. Sometimes I think you have an unhealthy obsession with those girls."

"The only thing I have an obsession with is the law."

"Uh-huh. And locking four girls outside without any clothes on is the 'law' now? Must have missed that lesson at the academy."

Victoria huffed. "There's nothing wrong with having a little fun. Besides, I'll let them out in the morning, then they'll have the 24 hour grace period to put some clothes on."

"If you say so."

"Good. Now, I'm gonna take a shower; it's been a long night." Victoria left for the bathrooms, leaving Christina to twiddle her thumbs at the desk.

I could use a break, too. She thought, grabbing a pack of cigarettes and going outside. As she lit up, she heard a crashing coming from a few feet away. Looking over, she saw Vicky's naked troupe attempting (unsuccessfully) to carry the oversized bike rack away.

"You guys really wanna add grand theft to your rap sheets, tonight?" Everyone jumped, dropping the bike rack with a loud *clang*. They all scuttled about for a few seconds, aside from the redhead, who just seemed to be looking around aimlessly, and the blonde without glasses, who was just watching everyone else, smiling. Despite herself, Christina let out a chuckle.

"What are you doing out here?" The blonde with glasses asked, frantically.

Christina pulled out her lighter and lit up a cigarette. "I needed a break. It's been a crazy night."

"You're telling us." The toned girl said, sheepishly holding her free hand over her boobs. "Is there anything you can do about this?"

Christina just shrugged. "Not my call. Victoria's the one who booked you."

"C'mon. You've got to know this is bullshit. You can't keep us out on the sidewalk if we're under arrest," said the girl with the camera who Christina had seen Victoria hanging out with the past few weeks. Then, turning to the darker-skinned girl, she whispered, "Can she?"

"No, you're right. As crazy as this police department is, this actually isn't something they can do."

"Ha! Busted." She pointed an accusatory finger at Christina. "You've broken protocol."

"Oh, no. Whatever will I do?" She moaned, sardonically. "Hmm... nothing sounds good. I'll do nothing."

"What will it take to make something happen?"

"No offense, Lady Godiva, but I'd rather keep my job tonight. I like working here... most of the time. When I'm not dealing with Victoria's nudity cases all the live-long day. I wish she'd keep a lid on it sometimes, but I think she likes the chase too much."

The Asian girl's ears perked up, and a smile started to grow. "Sounds like you have some beef with Victoria."

"Of course I do. She's constantly looking at this weird porn at work when she thinks I'm not looking, and takes way too long in the employee showers, and keeps forgetting her-" She stopped, sending a suspicious glare at the naked girl. "Why do you ask?"

"It just so happens we've got some beef as well, and we wanna cash in. You in?"

Christina was about to shoot back a witty remark but stopped herself. "I'm listening."

"We need clothes. With your help, we might be able to get them from the officers' locker room. And with even more help, we might be able to steal Victoria's."

"What's in this for me?"

"You get to see Victoria naked and humiliated. Maybe she'll be humbled enough not to bug you anymore."

Christina considered for a moment before deciding...