The waiter

You actually look at the yough waiter again and he looks even more sad and stressed.

"I wish the waiter actually purposefully tries to fuck everything up at that table and the more he fucks things he should always look at the positive side and it will make him happier every time. She is not allowed to ask for the manager. And if she tries to leave something should happen that will not make her able to leave yet."

The waiter starts to walk over to the table.

Waiter: "Well since you are waiting so long I brought you some peanuts."

Girl: "I am allergic to peanuts. I already told you!"

Waiter: "Oh great! peanuts are not good for you anyway they usually have lots of salt on them."

The girl really looks at him confused.

The waiter gets back inside and again and brings the girl a glass of wine.

Once he walks up to the woman he trips and the glass falls on her dress.

"You stupid idiot, I still have to go back to work in a moment!" The girl yells at him.

"I doesn't look that bad. Your dress was already black so it doesn't show that much."

You can actually see a little smile on the waiter his face.

"Well just bring us our food already!"

The waiter goes back inside and comes back again with some full plates.

"Well like you ordered our famous Italian cheese Casu Marzu. You have such a great taste miss, this cheese had living larves in it which eat all the sour tastes so it gives a great mild flavour to it. Do keep your hands in front of the eyes otherwise the larves might jump in it right off your plate."

"That sounds gross! I didn't order this you imbecile!"

"Well you atleast got some food now right. And this is much better then you ordered."

"I just want the stuff I ordered! Just bring me the bill so I can leave."

"Oke, I just bring the bill"

He walks inside again.

"Here you go maam!"

"WHAT? This bill is 350 dollars?"

Waiter: "Yes the cheese you ordered was very expensive."

"I didn't order the cheese!"

"Well we can always arrange this in some other way if you can't pay the bill."