The villain revealed

The white-clad thief was on a helipad on the outskirts of the party, holding the stolen ruby as she walked towards a waiting helicopter, its rotors winding up.

"Stop right there!" Sally shouted, "Stop, or I'll shoot!"

"With what?" Ava asked her, "Have you got a gun hidden somewhere unmentionable?"

"She doesn't know that I haven't!" Sally hissed. The thief turned back to them, looked the three agents up and down, and although her face was completely hidden by a hood they could tell she was smiling at them.

"Halt, in the name of BARE!" Ava addressed the thief now, who turned and walked towards the helicopter again.

"Oh, for goodness sake..." Jess muttered. She ran up, letting out a karate yell, and jumped on the thief's back, clawing at the mysterious woman. The white-clad thief dropped the ruby as she swatted at the young woman on her back, spinning around and finally managing to throw her off, although not without damage as there was a ripping noise and a strip of the back of her catsuit was torn off with her.

"Good try, Jess." Sally said as the junior agent sat on the floor.

"Not good enough." the thief replied. She looked around for the ruby, and failed to notice the torn edge of her catsuit drift closer to the tail rotor of the helicopter. With a sudden prolonged tearing, the white material wrapped around the rotor and peeled the entire garment from the thief, spinning her around as it was ripped from her like unwrapping a mummy, her hood and goggles going flying as she span.

After a few seconds the last of the jumpsuit was torn away and the thief stood naked in front of them, pale skin bare, her blonde hair messed up in all directions, she stood dizzily on the spot, arms out and legs akimbo as she tried to stay standing. She blinked as her spinning eyes focused on the three agents, and they recognised her.

"Camille!" Sally and Ava exclaimed in unison.

"Well, duh." Jess added, "I had literally no other suspects."

"Yes, it was me." Camille sighed, shaking her head, "I am no mere museum curator, I am an agent of NAKED- Nasty Agents for Killing, Extortion and Destruction! Consider this the first blow against you, BARE and NUDE!"

"You guys really love your acronyms." Jess said.

"Until we meet again!" Camille cried, jumping into the helicopter. Ava and Jess ran towards it, but the spinning rotors kept them back as the aircraft took off.

"We lost her." Sally sighed, watching Camille fly off.

"She'll be back." Jess said, "And hey, she forgot the ruby." she pointed at the gem still sitting on the floor. Ava and Sally both grabbed for it at the same time.

"Mine, I think." Ava said.

"How do you think that?" Sally said, "My junior agent got rid of the thief."

"By dumb luck." Ava replied.

"I'm not dumb!" Jess exclaimed.

The agents dissolved into fighting over the ruby, snatching it from each other's hands before getting more physical, then the gem was forgotten as they grabbed at each other, pulling hair and rolling across the floor, oblivious to their nudity as the party guests came over to watch, cheer and place bets.

Jess quickly snatched up the ruby, and backed away from the fighting women.

"I'll just... go put this back where it came from, shall I?"