The two 20-ish y/o guys

My drink arrives in the signature v-shaped bowl with a stem. I could tell by the green olive that this is a fancy drink. As I attempt to take my first sip, I notice the larger, clearly drunk 20-something year old guy sitting to my right scan my legs then drink and say, "I see you are sweet and yellow just like that martini, but are you also dirty?"

Who the fuck does this guy think he is? Is he insulting me? Is that flirting with me? Shocked and unsure how to respond, I kind of just keep my head down and chuckle, making sure not to make eye contact. He extends his hand to me and says, "I'm Raymond and this is my friend Adam". I notice Raymond has the most beautiful watch I have ever seen. Never before in my life have I seen a Rolex, let alone one as fancy as the one on his right arm.

Forgetting the previous insult, I looked up and smile. His face was nothing to run home to mom and brag about. Adam's popcorn face and terrible fit complements Raymond's "vibe. I wouldn't usually give them the time of day, but considering my predicament, I decide to see where this goes. I extend my hand in return and shake both their hands, "Hi, I'm Jenn."

"So Jenn are you dirty?" He asks again, this time more confidently? I decide to act ignorant and with a heavier Asian accent then usual I respond, "I no no what you mean." Raymond drunkenly smirks and says to Adam, "We got ourselves a fresh fish right off the raft."

I presume he either thinks I don't understand what he means or he's too drunk to see that I can clearly hear him, but I couldn't play it off. My face became visibly angry, which Adam immediately notices. He interjects, "I apologize for my drunk friend, he thinks you're hot and clearly is too drunk to respect you." As my frown fades, I notice his eyes are pinned on my cleavage. In an extremely creepy voice he continues, "I think you're really sexy too." He continues to awkwardly stare at my breasts, mouth open.

I have never felt so uncomfortable in my life. I take a big sip of my drink and prepare to head out when Adam chugs his drink. Still staring directly at my tits he continues, "I mean like really really really sexy." Entirely creeped out, I ignore him. I finish my drink, leave enough money for my drink and the tip on the pub counter and prepare to make leave.

I stand up to leave when I see drunk, fat Raymond nudge Adam. Adam then says, "You can't leave yet, I bet Raymond I would kiss you first."

Where in a million years would I stoop so low to kiss freckly boy or his chubby friend. Not to have an ego, but I'm like several levels above them looks-wise. They must have drank quite a lot to think I would want them. I respond politely as I grab my purse to leave, "I wouldn't kiss you if you paid me,"

Adam responds, "What about $100." I stop in my place. $100 for a kiss? I really need the money and that is the quickest and easiest way to get it. I look up and freckle boy has a crisp $100 bill in his hand. Shocked by the generous offer, I turn around and accept the bill. When he hops off his bar stool to kiss me, I notice he has a bulge in his pants. I presume he was running sex scenario's in his head while staring at my tits. I do my best to ignore his boner and lean in to peck him on the lips.

As his lips approach mine, I feel both of his tiny hands grab my butt and press me against him, feeling his hard cock press against my crotch. He takes his tongue and presses it between my lips, circling it inside my mouth. This continues for about 10 seconds as Raymond cheers and claps in the background. I finally pull away from Adams mouth, although his hands are still on my butt, now under my skirt.

How do I respond?

1) I yell at him and begin to leave the bar

2) I freeze like a deer in headlights

3) I'm conflicted because the sensation felt good

4) Raymond takes out $100 and says, "my turn"

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