The tale of Captain Futabeard of the Futanari pirates

Once upon a time in a fantasy setting, there was a pirate ship called the Queen Anna's **** captained by Captain Anna 'Futabeard' O'Malley. She had no beard, so nobody knows why she was called Futabeard. Maybe she just thought it sounded more piratey.

Anna was a Dagish girl born in 1697. Her mother was a servant women that her father had an affair with. She was born with red hair and both a penis and a vagina. When she was 13, she stabbed a servant girl who saw her penis and laughed at it. When she was 14, she set her father's plantation in Dagland on fire and ran away to become a pirate.

The year was now 1715 and Anna O'Malley was now, at 18, captain of a crew of futanari pirates.

Her first mate was a black haired pale skinned 29 year old Crillish pirate named Charlotte de Wolverston. Crilland is a larger country near Dagland with its own empire. Charlotte was born in 1686 and Anna first met her when she tried to attack an Crillish ship. Although, the attack was a disaster that nearly got Anna killed, Charlotte tracked her down, and became the first to join her crew.

Alfhilda was a white haired 18 year old pirate girl with very light skin, making it completely obvious to the crew that she came from Asirmany, a country further away from Dagland and Crilland. She was the daughter of an Asirman king who joined the crew to escape a political marriage in her country.

Rachel Follett was another blonde Crillish pirate born in 1696, making her 19 years old. After committing some petty crimes and thinking this made her hot shit, joined the crew, hoping her adventures would inspire her writing. So far she had published three books, The House With Femboys & a Futa's Life There, The Voyage of the D Girl and The Lost Island of Femboys.

There were five other futanari crew members, making a total of nine futanari pirates.

However Anna had a little secret that she hoped nobody would ever find out. She had a small penis. That's why she killed the servant girl I mentioned earlier. If the secret of her small penis got out, she would be laughed off the ship. At the same time, she knew she would never be able to pursue a relationship with these women and would probably die a virgin.

Anna had been trying to establish a reputation as the dreaded Captain Futabeard, without success. She wasn't the best pirate. Actually, she might have been the worst. In fact, she had never actually succeed in a single act of piracy.

But I'm sure this time is gonna be different. Maybe not in the way Anna would like.