The redhead

You call the redhead when she comes close to you.

"Hello" she says in a thick, Japanese accent.

Nervously, you hand her the prescription. She takes it and looks at it, before looking at you. She's surprised.

"Sorry, I feel bad for asking. But I need to..." you pause, and quietly speak. "ejaculate".

She walks away. Is she going to report you? Is the air marshal going to throw you out of the plane? Will you get exposed for sexual harassment? Oh god, what have you done?

She comes back seconds later with a blanket, and place it over your crotch and legs.

"We can do it here, or we can do it in the back." she says, faintly. She struggles with pronunciation, but she is confident.

You take a quick look around. Most of the other passengers are asleep. The old man next to you is reading a book. He seems to be ignoring you both.

She speaks again, slower and enunciating. "We can do it here, or we can do it in the back."

"What can we do?"

She thinks for a moment. Her mind is searching for the correct terms.

She shakes her hand up and down. An obvious gesture.

"Handjob."

She nods, and smiles. Her teeth are slightly uneven. Then she opens her mouth, closing her eyes and starts bobbing her head.

"Blowjob." you say.

"Blowjob" she repeats, and gives a thumbs up. Do they often do dirty charades? Because she is good.

Next, she pauses. She points her index finger up, and then puts it between her clothed breasts. She moves it up and down.

"Titty fuck." you say, a little too loudly. You look around. Thankfully no one seems to have noticed.

"Titty fuck" she repeats. Thumbs up.

She points to her vagina. Not very creative.

"Vaginal sex."

She nods.

She points to her ass.

"Anal sex."

A thumbs up. Wait, is there more? How many acts is this stewardess willing to commit?

She takes her index finger and puts it in her armpit.

"Armpit sex?"

She nods. Okay, I guess that's an option.

Then she puts it between her thighs.

"Thigh fuck." That seems much more sensible.

She nods.

"Would you like in here," she points to your blanket. "Or in the back" she points to the back of the plane. Does she mean the bathroom? Or is there a more private space on this plane?