The pre fight

Agent Maria Hill of Shield has been assigned with the task of capturing the deadly assassin Deadpool. She has been informed of his skills and powers but they said you never know what weapon he's gonna pull out and to be extremely careful as Deadpool is as unpredictable as they come and that you never know what he's gonna say or do. She walks around his last known location a shitty apartment as she has ever seen you'd think a guy who makes as much money as him would have a nicer place she supposes he spends his money on weapons she hears someone talking as she rounds the corner she can see Deadpool sitting in a recliner playing some video game.

Deadpool: Stupid noobs get on my level well I take that back because no ones on my level!

Maria gets her tranq darts and shoots him 4 times with elephant tranq Deadpool becomes woozy and falls Maria goes to tie him up when he suddenly springs back to life she jumps back gun armed shoots more tranqs which he dodges.

Deadpool: you know sweetheart with my healing tranqs don't work on me

Maria continues to fire when she starts to hear a clicking sound she goes to reload when Deadpool knocks the gun out of her hands.

Deadpool: okay now we can give the fans what they wanna see *winks at the camera* YO WRITER! Get the next chapter up so we can do this!