The police are on their way!

Lauren looked over her bare shoulder at the realtor, who was somewhere between amused and annoyed, holding her phone.

"It looks like you couldn't find you deed after all." The realtor said. "Now, I just called the police. They'll be here any minute!"

Lauren looked at her in shock. Then fear kicked in. The police... she couldn't deal with them! Not while she was naked! So Lauren crossed her arms over her body and ran towards the door. She heard everyone in the house laugh as her meaty buttcheeks warbled as she darted outside.

Then Lauren found herself butt naked on her front porch, the sunshine beaming down on her, and realized her problems were just beginning!