The only way a horny, novice summoner can.

Pitiful as she seemed, this was the monster that tried to kill him only an hour ago. "Stand up." Wordlessly she complied, shaking as she did so. Only now did he notice her awkward posture and shaking and realize the reason: this game had some ugly discrepancies compared to others. Low health never meant warped, bleeding bodies in most of his childhood JRPGs... but here, her bones were still broken from that rough landing. Realizing why her face was twisted in pain, John focused on casting heal monster for the first time. Something like guilt dumped all of his mana into partially fixing her broken form. It was enough: she straightened out and, now that she was freed from blinding pain, she realized John was left ogling her tight body. With an air of dignity, she casually covered her nipples and crotch with her arms. "Put your hands down."

They fell to her sides like rags, and she grumbled as he took her visage in. "Oh, sure, pretend you're no fucking pervert, but here we are. 'Course, that's who I'd pick to attack: some newbie with a knack for brands. Oh ya, pass up on-"

"I have extremely important questions, and I need answers. You're going to give them to me." The seriousness in John's voice straightened her back a bit, though she seemed no less bitter.

"Aye, I bet you wanting to know how a barrier is created, or how dungeons even wor-"

Clink.

The jar of sparkles makes clicked against the wood of his table, and next to the fairy looked about the size of an ottoman. She wrinkled her nose at the jar of sparkles before looking up... and seeing the greedy glint in his eyes that almost matched. "How can I get more of this stuff?"

"What the... don't you want to know-?"

"Yeah yeah, sure," John muttered with a dismissive wave, "of course... later. I've got three years at Ashcroft to really get the hang of this Gamer thing, but this stuff is going to make that a lot easier, and alot faster. So can you make more of it?"

"Wh- yes," she blurted out, and immediately clapped her hands over her mouth.

"Good!" John got up and searched through his closet while her tiny voice hollered after him. "That doesn't mean I should, you dumbass! You have no idea what you're messing with- Hell, you don't even know what you're asking me to do, or how I make it! And what the Hell do you mean by Gamer-"

Boom.

To her ears it sounded like thunder upon landing near her. A cylinder of blue metal slammed onto the desk. Her visage was reflected darkly on its brushed stainless steel wrap, and the top of this device, a plastic cap large enough to hold her in a fetal position, came right off as her new master opened the Thermos. It towered over the poor creature menacingly, and her wings tucked downward as she gave it a bewildered scan. John looked down with a massive grin. "Fill this."

Her wings began to flutter, but her protest kept her anchored. "Are you fucking listening to-"

"Fine, fine, I'll bite. How do you make it?" She fidgeted in place, her eyes cast down, her hands shaking with the effort to ignore her new master. "Tell me how you make it."

"I have to g-get off! It's... it's fairy... fluid. I can't just make it anymore, so I've only got one way to... excrete... this stuff. So now you know, goddammit, so that's why I-"

"Got it. Masturbate into this thermos while I get some work done." She stared at him, bug-eyed and slack-jawed, but even now her wings slowly hover her over the flask that could store three of her. "You can do that, right? I didn't see any time limit on this summon ability, and it looks like you're pretty autonomous when I'm not ordering you around... speaking of which, you're to keep yourself hidden from anyone else unless I say otherwise, and you're to behave and act in a way that reflects a deep-running need to protect my life and my control over you." That seemed a little dark, John thought, but it also meant he could avoid any possible backfire... probably.

"You're a fucking... monster... you son of a filthy whore, you cunt nugget, you shitheaded... mother... fucker..." She sobbed as her fingers went to work, jilling away at the millimeter-long slit between her legs. John considered censoring her bad mouth but there was something... charming about letting her curse him out. It was probably the masturbating.

It was definitely her masturbating.

He observed her again, and frowned at the continuing absence of a name. "What should I call you? Do they give out names in... I don't know, Hell?"

"What the fuck are you- yes, I have a na-name." She closed her eyes and briefly paused her wanking... and when her lips parted, the sound of a harp playing sharply came out.

John stared, dumbfounded, at his ****. "... What the Hell was that?"

"My name."

"That... that music chord?"

"Sure, you dolt, if that's how your monkey brain interprets it."

"Right... well, I can't pronounce that..."

"Of course you can't, dickhead! The infernal-sylvan dialect cannot be managed by the worthless meat in your mouth-"

"... so I dub thee: Fairy!"

The name exploded onto her overhead display. She didn't look up at it... she simply closed her eyes and sighed sharply through clenched teeth. Angrily, she resumed fingering herself, her grunts guttural as the first of some thousands of expected sparkles dripped from her honeypot.

Given his new mana pool, and all his casting, he used the next two hours of daylight to meditate, heal Fairy to full, and appreciate the view of his diminutive ****. By the end of the second hour he was watching her quite closely, enough so that she became less and less like a monster and more a hot, sexy mess in his bedroom, touching herself for his pleasure. By the time his mother had called out her good nights, he checked his sheet only to be nearly bowled over by a wave of notifications:

Observe lvl4

Achievement unlocked! "Every Bond You Break"!
Persistently use observe on the same target for more than ten minutes!
+1 WIS
Observe now reveals mana points of a target.

Observe lvl5
Observe lvl6

Achievement unlocked! "Every Step You Take"!
Persistently use observe on the same target for more than thirty minutes!
+1 WIS
Observe now reveals status effects.

Observe lvl7, passive: observe is now a skill that doesn't require mana or activation. Just focus on something to see more details.

Achievement unlocked! "I'll Be Watching You"!
Persistently use observe on the same target for a whole hour!
+2 WIS
Observe has transformed into Awareness!

New skill: Awareness lvl7, passive
Replaces Observe. As Observe, but can be applied to multiple subjects up to a maximum of the user's Wisdom score.

Christ! Had he really been staring so-

Masturbation lvl19
Mastubation: your high skill allows you to get hard with little to no stimulation. Your ejaculation is a lot stronger than normal and your balls refill total in 2 minutes up to 25 times a day.

John looked down when he finally realized that, at some point, he had pulled out his cock and was idly masturbating at his table. Looking back up to Fairy, who continued to jill away with her eyes closed, he lost himself again in the intoxicating moment and brought his face close to her, smelling the faint odor of her sweat and her sparkling snatch. He stared into the container: half-full, and nearly blinding with its beautiful load.

Leaning back in his chair, John stared at his twitching cock, already about to burst and with no tissues left in his bedroom... and then a brilliant plot formed in his mind. "Fairy," he whispered, his rod crushed in his vice grip.

She flinched. Her status showed she had taken a single point of damage from the ceaseless masturbation, and her mana was half-spent. She was aroused, insanely aroused with some five icons with hearts floating under her vitals, and they didn't vanish at the sound of his voice. Her voice was hoarse from her unwilling moans. "Wuh... what is it, you piece of... truu-uuaash?" Despite her tone, the sparkling fae cum continued to drip down her thighs and from between her exhausted hands.

"I want to get a sample dose. How much does a human need to consume to feel the effects of your... gifts?"

She flinched as she came again, and another spurt of magical, sticky dust floats down into the pit below her. "I-It... fffff-fuck... it depends on how they take it... better to snort than to rub, or... ooor...."

"How about inside the tip of my dick? How much would I need?"

"Only a few drops... you sick... twisted fuck..."

"A few of your drops, or-"

"Of c-course, you s-sshiihiiiioooh!"

"Good... then come sit on my cock."

Her eyes snap open, and she flailed, hands whipping dust about, as she tried to rebel against the wings of her body that now loyally floated her over John's twitching manhood. "You fucking- don't do this! If you blow your load while I'm giving you the dose, you might get some-"

"Shhh." With as gentle a grip as he could manage while this aroused, John wraps his hands around her legs and pulls her down. Her wings gave a weak fight, but inevitably her thighs parted to have her soaked cunt straddle the tip of his penis, her slit kissing the mouth thereon as the two slits prove a comparable match. John had yet to be between a woman's legs... and the absurd size of this one wasn't helping his nerves settle. "Now just... sq-squeeze me with your thighs..." Even though she wasn't human, even though she was some crazy magic ****... this was practically sex. John had to tear his eyes away for the first minute. He leaned back as he let her legs go, and obediently her body began to **** her to rub upon his cockhead, masturbating her over-stimulated fuckhole against his engorged crown. With every rub, stroke, and moan, another tidbit of her "dust" leaked into his urethra, and didn't take very much at all before a burning, powerful sensation overcame John.

Without thinking he reached up and held her there, like a sex toy he didn't care about dirtying, and moaned audibly as his entire body came. Fairy writhed, desperately, to get off from the twitching volcano between her legs... but it was futile against his strength, and then it was too late. The first explosion of cum rumbles audibly, and she crushes his head with her legs in a stupid attempt to shut it out... doing nothing but ensuring the pressure upon release will be ever greater. It spits out like a knife, vomiting human seed directly up and into her birth canal, rending her hymen and blasting her pinhead-sized cervix until it, too, gaped from the intrusive ****. Her eyes hard-lock to the back of her head, her thighs only cling harder to her ride, and the cycle is perpetuated. A combination of moans and squeaks escaped her throat as her womb overflowed with human semen, and her belly grew taut and distended with just the first blast. A second one, and her tongue lulled as pleasure and pain became one, and her body expanded nearly to burst. John looked down, wide-eyed and shocked at how her health dwindled to half... and then took a third spurt to further inflate her womb and body, and bring her down to only a quarter.

He let her feet go, and all at once she was launched by the last blast of seed. Without her thighs squeezing his hose, it went from a powerful blast to a messy dribble, caking over all the rest of the enhanced orgasm that didn't manage to squeeze into his living fleshlight. Her wings barely saved her on landing, and she's left looking pregnant with triplets as gray-white spunk burps from between her labia in spurts.

"God that was-" John slapped himself. He nearly just killed her! "Shit, I- I can fix this-"

"N-No," came the meek, unheard cry of Fairy. "W-ait-" But her plea was too meek, too slow, and John healed her again to bring her to full health... and with that her cervix sealed his load inside of her, her hymen was repaired, and her displaced organs, stretched womb and skin all just... adjusted to this new shape. John sighed with relief. He couldn't have made it any worse with healing, at least.

10 minutes later...

He made it worse with healing.

"UUuuunnnnngh! Fuuuuuuck youuuuuu, aaasshoooooole!" Fairy moaned and cried as she squeezed more cum into the coffee mug over which she squatted, her hands gently pressing on the hideous bulge of her inflated womb.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry..." John eyed his ****, feeling incredibly guilty for what almost happened... and maybe a smidgen guilty for what did happen... but in the end of the day he got plenty for his (and her) troubles.

Special item: vacuum flask of tainted fairy dust (tiny). Demonic fairy excretions of all types are locked in this jar.
Causes **** sexual pleasure and arousal on contact.
Target permanently gains +1 LIB with every new dose, to a maximum of once per minute. No effect on tainted fey.
Capacity: 48%

He had already closed it and put it back into his inventory before returning to questioning his new "partner" in the game. "So... did I... do you... I mean, can monsters get pregnant?"

A string of curses was followed then by, "Yeah, but not by humans. Thankfully, that's plain impossible... especially with a short-dicked nobody like you!"

John's brow furrowed at that... and then lifted in surprise at a new pop-up.

New Quest: Impregnate a monster!
Successfully breed a monster with your own seed!
Reward: +5 stat points, +50% penis size, $1,000, 10,000XP

ACCEPT / REFUSE

John flashed a smile... but paused when he saw Fairy staring at his interface.

"What... the fuuuuuuck!" She groaned the last word as another full load works its way down and into the mug.

"Well... guess that settles that," John taunted as he hit ACCEPT. "I'm surprised, though... you can see that?"

Fairy shook her head, and chuckled. "You're dumber than your dick is short... yeah, I'm your... servant... so I'm part of you now, disgusting as that makes me feel. But I guess I'll be free before long if you're this dense... don't you know? Your kind can only accept one quest at a time, and you just signed up for an impossible one! What a fucking-"

New Quest: Complete two quests at once!
Find a way to complete two of your accepted quests through the same act!
Reward: +2 stat points, $500, 500XP, a weapon with two random magical properties

ACCEPT / REFUSE

John looked beyond the new quest to smile haughtily at his servant. Fairy, to her credit, simply looked awe-struck in turn. "Who..."

"Hmm?" He hit ACCEPT as he grinned stupidly at her.

Her face continued to twist in frustration, but still she managed, "What the Hell are you?"