The new teacher

"Students," said the young male sub. "My name is Richard Masters. Now, before I take roll, raise your hand if you are not yet 18."

"12 of the 23 students in class raised their hands."

"You aren't feeling well, so go check out."

The 12 minors gathered their their things and left.

Mr. Masters called the roll and stopped when he came to Sandra. "Sandra, would you please come to the front of the class and strip down to your underwear."

"Um, yes, sir." Sandra was totally confused. Was he serious? Could you disobey? She did not want to make the sub mad, so she got up and took off her blouse and jeans. She blushed as she stood with an arm over her chest and a hand over her crotch.

Mr. Masters walked over with a yard stick. He used it to point at Sandra's panties. "Cotton panties?" he said. "Really? You're 18 and not married, and you wear the panties of a 60 year old grandma." He turned to the class. "Ladies, only wear lace, silk, or satin at least until you hit menopause." He turned back to Sandra. "Take those panties off and shove them in your mouth. That should teach you."

Sandra could not believe this. She wanted to think this was a joke, but when she looked at Mr. Masters, he gave her a look that said "Well, I'm waiting." She slid her panties off and shoved them into her mouth.