The middle spoon.

You're supposed to think of a place to be, but you can't exactly focus. One part of your brain is too busy grunting happily at all the perverted possibilities, while your more rational and pessimistic side is trying to work through these events logically. Were you **** somehow? Hallucinogens? That must be it, right? There's just no other explanation...

...Or is there? Could all of this alternate dimension stuff be real? Ugh... Just thinking about it makes my head hurt.

The only place you want to be now is back home, in the comfort of your one-room apartment. Your fridge stocked with your favorite snacks, your TV, your custom-built computer... Yeah, home sounds beyond perfect right about now.

With the image of your comfortable apartment and soft bed clear in your mind, you look to Charles and nod.

"Got a place in mind, have you? Alright then, I'll be opening the door now. The light's gonna be a bit blinding at first, but just will yourself to walk on through, understand?"

You give him another nod as he grasps the silver handle and pulls back, slowly swinging the massive door open. It creaks as a powerful light escapes from its depths, engulfing the area and cutting your vision off entirely.

"Remember, lad," you hear Charles speak up as you close your eyes in the shower of light. "Don't overthink things. It's that simple, you hear?"

Unable to see anything of your surroundings, you take a step forward and begin walking towards the light...

...

...

The first thing you notice when you wake up is that you are laying on your side, and there are two warm bodies on either side of you. The one in front of you is small, and their hair is tickling your nose. The person behind you has their breasts pressed tight against you, and one arm draped over you and onto the one in front of you.

Your second realization is that you're completely naked, and they are too. This is a little unusual, as you can't remember the last time you had someone over, let alone shared a bed with them... And now here you are with two.

You shuck this little oddity out of your mind, and drift back into sleep, comforted by the feeling of being sandwiched between two warm bodies.