The flirting woman and neep couple

The woman wasn't the most pretty girl. The neep wasn't any more attractive only notable thing was that she was a bit short even for a neep and the woman looked a bit nerdy. Neither stood out at all, but maybe that is what drew in John. John would never be a regular person thanks to his tastes, but he was craving some more regular surroundings. So he walked up to the couple.

"But I'm trying to tell you; I'm not really into that stuff." The woman said.

"Just tell me what kind of stuff you are into then. You won't even notice me when you aren't looking." The neep pleaded.

"How are you two pretty things doing?" John asked. Both of them stopped and looked John up and down.

To John's surprise it was the neep that answered first. "We are in the cusp of an importintlalent decision my good sir and I bet you can help us out! This wonderful creature is Ann and I am Bell."

The neep only wobbled a little bit. The woman looked almost like she was ready to dive out a window and run away.

"Fine. Thank you." The woman said.

"How should I help out, Bell?" John asked genuinely interested what has got the woman so embarrassed and the neep so confident.

"I think I would make a good **** to Ann here. I think we compliment each other perfectly and I think I can do a lot for her. I don't eat a lot and I don't take up a lot of space. I can cook and clean and if she wants..." Bell leans in a bit closer. "I can-"

"Alright! That's enough. You don't have to explain everything to strangers that probably aren't interested!" An cut off her friend. "How about you get us some drinks?"

The color drained from Bell's face. "How could I let my love go thirsty?" Bell then stumbled off, looked around and oriented herself to the bar.

"We don't have long before she realizes she has no idea what I want. Look, Bell is a wonderful friend, but once in a while I need to get her drunk like this. I think she knows deep down that I really only like men and before you say anything I also know deep down my chances with getting a man too. If you want to take her off my hands, you have my blessings otherwise I'm just going to get her hammered and we can all forget about this in the morning." Ann babbles out as quickly as possible.