The first one

"Oooo. So you like when a woman is slutty on her knees ready to take a juicy fat cock. You think you man enough to put me in my place. Haha,' she texts back with a dozen emoji. 'I guess I can't show up nude for a date though but I think I can come up with something terrific to wear when we go out Wednesday." She text again.

I text back paying her a compliment. "Well, those tits and that shaven kitten outfit suits your body so good. You look like a demonic creature sent to steal my heart." My cock rock hard as I slowly stroke myself too her pictures.

"Haha thx babe. So since your massaging your member, I want a picture of that mean hard cock. I wanna see that thing wagging at your demonic Succubus." Monica sent a text right back.

I grin to myself as I grip my hard erect member. I point my phone down with the flash on. The bright light on my privates makes it seem a bit smaller to me, as i shook my cock at my phone lens. I shoot the text her way, happily and horny.

"Whoa. I thought your member was much bigger the last time we met up. Lol. It looks so cute tho"

My ego deflates as this hot woman calls my cock cute. The words that no man would want to hear from a potential lover. My heart stung as I thought of something to say back. I stare at our message logs still thinking as another message pops up.

"Babe. How about you don't cum until we meet up this Wednesday. I think it will help with your premature ejaculation. So how about it?"

...

My friend Devin stares at me with incomprehensive in our favourite bar, Puzzles. "What the actual fuck, John? You can't let a woman dictates when you cum. We are animals in this kingdom. We are the top alpha species on the pyramid. Women, transexual bitches, and guys that simp are lesser being to an extent. So when you get home tonight, jerkoff, you fucking jerkoff."

I shook my head as Tuesday night start to comes to an end. "Man, if Scarlet Johansson or Gal Gadot told you to not to cum for three weeks. For just a small chance at sex, you can't tell me you wouldn't do it."

"Fuck you asshole. Don't use my two celebrity infatuations on me, you evil little bastard."

"That isn't a no." I said laughing as I drain my glass of beer. "So should I accept the janitor job at Oracle Inc from that young ceo."

"If your uncle really is going to attempt to throw your bum ass out, then yeah. I think your going to have to submit to cleaning their shit literally and figuratively. " Devin said. "Or you may never get a job in the tech field."

"I guess I will call tomorrow morning." I shook my head as my bladder hits me hard. "Fuck gotta go to the bathroom."

I arrive in the pissy smelling restroom as I head for a stall. I push my pants down taking a leak as the stream hit the water weakly. The yellow urine jams the toilet bowl full as I notice a hole connected to the next stall. I bend over not believing my eyes. My first time being semi sober, I finally notice a gloryhole in this bar.

All of a sudden a meaty veiny cock slides through the round hole. The girth/length surprises me as the cock almost whack me on my head. A flop sounds come from the man balls, dragging over the bottom of the hole.

"Yo bitch. You sucking or not."

I hurried out of the bathroom nervously not wanting to meet up with gigantic cocked man, as I search for Devin. I move around the bar dance floor for three minutes, only to see him chatting up the cute petite Hispanic bartender. A number exchange between them as he smile walking over.

His large palm slaps me on my slender back. "Man you know I love my fuck buddies when they are petite as fuck."