The day takes an unexpected turn

"Raider! Open up!"

There's a heavy knock at the door, jerking you unceremoniously from your remote pranks. It sounds like the voice of Headmaster Venn. What's he doing here? He sounds annoyed. Is it possible he's wise to the automatic stripping machine? You're not supposed to be undressing the faculty! Better hide it.

Pretending to be just out of bed, you crack the door open and peer out, blinking heavily. Headmaster Venn, a venerable but robust man, looks down at you sternly.

"Oh, hello, headmaster," you say. "S'goin' on?"

"Hello, Daisy," he says. "Is Raider awake?"

"Why?" you say, warily. "Look, if this is about somebody punishing the lady faculty, he had noth--"

"Oh, you know about that?" says Venn, perplexed.

"No! Know about what?"

Venn sighs. "Very well. Since there's no point in hiding it... I am seeking Raider's assistance in a bit of a discipline problem I've been having with the female staff. I've grown weary with them as of late. Between the natural haughtiness of the elves and the general unfocused nature of the younger generation, I've run out of ways to draw them back in line."

"And you want... Raider to discipline them?"

"I don't know what his secret is, but the data is hard to deny: Ever since his arrival, behavioral problems among the girls here have plummeted. I wish to give him license to do the same with the faculty on a temporary basis."

"Like, we can do whatever we want with Yiantra? And Jennifer? And... what's the name of that new chick in the history department? The seven foot curvy black babe with the curled horns?"

"Ranhata."

"That's the one! Raider likes her. And he's allowed to take her clothes off and, for example, paddle dat ass silly?"

"I'll defer to his judgement," says Venn. "Just... try to keep it quiet from the student body. These women must be afforded their dignity in front of their pupils."

"Naturally," you say, holding your crossed fingers behind your naked back.