The cuffs are his costume!

“What do you mean the rest? The cuffs is the costume” -Destiny

John strains his arms try to get out of the cuffs that he feels so **** in. A look of disbelief takes over his face.

“Well sweetie the girls and I decided we really want to win the costume contest. So, what better way to do that then to show some skin!” -Sarah

“What’s going on what do you mean!?” -John

“You see the story that’s going along with our costumes to help us win the group costume part of the contest is that you’re a streaker that we, the police, caught and are taking you back to the station.” -Sarah

“A streaker! No I can’t do that that’s so embarrassing! -John

“You don’t have a choice we’ve already made the decision!” -Destiny