“Fell for what-” The clown suddenly found herself unable to move her left hand. She cleaned her eyes with her right arm and looked left. There were no towels nearby, instead her hand was stuck to the wall by a viscous and transparent material. She nabbed a bit of the substance and sniffed it. “Superglue, huh. Can’t believe I fell for the oldest trick in the book. Good job! Shame you spilled some on your breasts.” She pointed at the Queen’s chest. The nude prankster looked down and promptly got her nose flicked for her trouble.
“Too slow! But seriously, not everyone can outsmart me like that, you deserve a pat on the back.” The clown used her free hand to pat the Queen on her crotch.
“Eep!” The Queen yelled as she jumped backwards. “What’s the matter with you …huh?” The petite woman realized with dismay that her previously shaven sex was now adorned by a patch of multicolored hair. She also realized that the clown’s afro was missing a sizeable lump. Great, as if she didn’t look ridiculous enough. “...Why!?”
“You left me at arm’s length of superglue, what did you expect? But you are right, I went over the line. High five for peace?” The clown extended her free palm, but the Queen left her hanging. Instead she pulled out her camera and held it up in front of her chest such a way that her perky little nipples were still covered.
“Ooohh, an embarrassing photo. Let me help.” With difficulty, the clown took off her bra to let her heavy breasts spill downwards. She then looked directly at the camera with her mouth in an O shape, her palm in front of her face and one of her eyes winking. The Queen looked at her with incredulity, but still took the photo. “I think I closed my eyes in that one, take another!”
“Come on!” replied the Queen while stomping her foot. “I’m going to post this on the internet! Everyone is going to see you naked!”
The clown yawned.
“How are you so ok with it? Why aren’t you mortified? Maybe you need more exposure.” The Queen opened the door. “Now anyone can appear out of the blue and see you in the nude. Isn’t that nerve-wrecking?”
“Not really. Maybe if someone else was here. Try yelling, that usually attracts attention.”
“Oh no, I see what you are trying to do. Well, I won’t fall for-” The Queen stopped midsentence. Her rival was staring at her from beyond the open door with a grin plastered on her face.
“What do we have here? If it isn’t the Queen of Pranks, caught with her pants down.”
The clown chuckled. “You are right. You are too smart to be tricked, your highness.”
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