The best kind of pizza? Free pizza!

“And why is that my problem exactly?” Yoshi folded her arms and raised her eyebrow. “You said you’d everything I asked of you, didn’t you?”

“But I…”

“You know, let’s make a bet. If you can get me my pizza for free, I’ll give you half of it and you’ll be chore-free for an hour.”

Of course, Yuri couldn’t resist another bet, so she shook Yoshi’s hand. “Deal! But wait, what would I’ve eaten if you hadn’t started that bet?”

“If you fail, you’ll find out. Now go, before the delivery guy leaves!” Yoshi waved her hand towards the door.

As Yuri walked to the door (getting yet another spank on her ass), she thought about how she should do this. “I could maybe try to seduce him. Seems to work in the movies at least.” She opened the door, resting her elbow on the doorpost and her hand against her cheek. Before her stood a tall, broad and bespectacled man holding her pizza.

“One Frutti di Mare, that’ll be ¥3.589,44 please.” He said in the most deadpan voice. From the look of his face, you’d think that he didn’t even noticed her nudity.

“Thanks, I’ve been waiting for your… sausage.” Yuri cringed as she said that.

“You didn’t order any meat.” There was still no emotion in his voice.

“No, I mean… never mind. Glad you finally came, I’ve been so hungry for a while. I love eating out, you know?”

“Glad to hear. The money, please?”

“Seriously, does this guy have any emotion at all?!” Yuri cursed to herself. “But what if…?” Yuri grabbed the money and was about to hand it to the guy, only to drop it in a way that looked smoother in her hand and subtler in her eyes. “My, I’m such a klutz. Excuse me!” She turned around and bent down with her legs spread as she collected the money.

“Unbelievable! Before today, no one had ever seen me naked, and now I’m presenting myself to a complete stranger! At least let this work!” She peaked over her shoulders, and saw the guy just blindly staring in front of himself, not even glancing at her. “Aww, come on! Why won’t- wait, what?”

Her thoughts got interrupted, when she tried to pick up on of the coins. This one was completely wedged against the floor plint. First she tried to pull it with one hand.

Then with two.

And then she used her whole body weight. This finally freed the coin, but it also launched Yuri backwards. Before she hit the ground, the delivery guy caught her with a single arm while holding the pizza in the other. She also noticed that he hold her…

By her breasts.

Making a loud yelp, she quickly rose to her feet, grabbed the remaining money and gave it to him. She snatched the pizza from him while shouting “keepthechangebye” before slamming the door shut.

The delivery guy walked away from the door, took of his hat, and said with the most emotion he’d ever said, “finally, I thought she would never quit. If I’d given a pizza away for free to a naked chick again, I definitely would’ve been fired.”

Yuri walked to the dining table, her head hanging low from defeat. Yoshi stealthily stopped the record function on her phone, as she almost folded over from laughter.

“That, was the most embarrassing attempt of seduction I’ve ever seen. I mean, what was that?!”

“Shut up!” Yuri moaned, as she put the pizza on the table. “What do I get to eat?”