The bathroom door opens.

Rose stands in front of me, she has cut her hair into a pageboy style and most shocking of all, she was only wearing a Speedo; now with a flat chest like a boys she pulled it off. If I didn't know her I would just see a dude. Rose opened the bedroom door and signaled me to follow, on the bed, in a neat line, was a dozen pairs of Speedos all in light blue.

Rose speaks up "I don't know you're size and I need your help."

"For what... What's going on?" I reply shocked.

"My plan is to learn about boys surreptitiously, watching them changing at the pool." said Rose.

Still shocked I say "And how am I in this plan of yours?"

"I don't want to get ****." she snapped back. "Get changed... Now!"

I have never been naked in front of a girl, including Rose; and she expects me to start now dressed like that and just out of hand, also I have never worn Speedos I use board shorts.

Rose then did the worst thing a woman can do to a man; it started with the tapping of the foot, the folding of the arms, and finished with the pursing of the lips. I started stripping off and stopped at my boxers.

"Them too." She said.