The Woodsman

"What yer doin' on my land?!" came a loud deep masculine voice.

The cosplayers turned to see a bearded man with an ax slung behind his neck.

The cosplayers froze, and Rhiannon huddled into a ball to cover her nudity more.

"Ya'll freaks got thirty seconds to git offa muh land!" He took his axe and hurled it. It flew, and the axe head stuck squarely into a large tree stump.

The cosplayers, including Rhiannon were so terrified, they all started running for the cars, and Rhiannon was still naked.