The Woods

Lauren heard the sound of a car coming and had to think fast. She then ran as fast as the diaper would allow towards a bush and hid behind it, just as the car came zooming by.

Well, woods it is. Lauren thought as she carefully entered the woods. She was careful to watch her feet in case of rocks or sharp sticks. Why didn’t they at least give me some shoes?

As Lauren looked around, she noticed that the sun was up in the center of the sky. Okay, if I remember right that means that it’s at least a little after noon. Now, the sun sets in the east, Lauren thought, or was it the west? Am I lost already? Man, why did I quit the Girl Scouts?

As Lauren contemplated over these questions, she wasn’t watching were she was going at tripped on a log. “Whoa!” Lauren screamed as she fell and tumbled down a hill.

“Why me?!” Lauren cried out as she rolled down, her hair collecting twigs, dirt, and leaves. With one final yelp, Lauren rolled off a little ledge and landed face first into a massive mud puddle.

Lauren slowly got up, spitting the mud out of mouth. After wiping some off her face, she noted that she was covered in mud; her hair, her chest, her legs, and she was pretty sure that there was mud in her diaper. Lauren went to take another step, only to slip and fall on her back with another splash; now both sides were caked in mud.

Can today possibly get any WORSE?! Lauren thought angrily as stood up again. She wiped the mud from her face again and threw it to the side.