The Woods

You ever get that feeling that something feels… wrong?

Other than a bizarre dream I recently had, last night I was finally getting some shut eye both physically and emotionally mind you. And well, I’m not fully certain but I am 100% sure that when I did go to sleep last night it wasn’t laying down on some grass. Nor should I be feeling the gentle breeze of the wind caressing my lovely face. Not to mention the blaring light of the cursed holy sun attempting to blind me permanently!

“That’s it! What’s going on!?” I voiced my confusion, wincing as I peel back my eyelids to view the world around me.

Immediately I’m greeted by the baby blue sky practically screaming “Hello,” way up above my face. Disturbing the grass settling underneath the back of my head as I lean it towards the left to take in my environment. Any hope of the chances of someone in my family dragging me out to the backyard for a joke was crushed when I noticed the ever growing trees within my field of vision.

It then hit me. I'm in the woods.

It hit me again. I shouldn’t be in the woods.

Panic began swelling within my chest as the possibility of having been kidnapped entered my thoughts. Quickly jumping up onto my feet, I practically spun around aimlessly, taking every inch of everything around me. But it wasn’t until my attention was drawn back towards the sky did reality crash into me.

Because way up above the clouds was the faint sight of the moon… which wouldn't be unusual if it wasn’t currently broken.

A sudden horror overlaps me as the implication of such a detail sinks in. Because if the moon is broken and… and if that dream wasn’t really all a dream then… everything was real!? My head started to feel light all of a sudden, forcing me to take a seat back down on the grass. I grasped my head in the palms of my hands, mentally cursing the entire universe knowing damn well I’m not prepared for any of this.

I mean come on! Magical screens!? Become a conqueror!? Sex powers!? It all sounded like something you’d find written in a smutty fanfiction! Worst of all, I'm in RWBY! A world where if the protagonist isn’t gifted with some “random” knowledge on how to defend themselves, would pretty much end up dead if they were anyone from the real world… which unfortunately includes me.

I start mockingly applauding myself. “Yep, John Doe everybody! Makes a deal with a screen and ends up stranded in the woods!” I shouted my frustrations out loudly.

Whether the universe heard my frustrations or not, decided to answer me by having a blasted screen appear right in front of my eyes out of nowhere.

“What the fuck!?” I yelled, crawling back away from the cursed blue devil.

[Welcome to the world of RWBY Conqueror!]

My heart frantically pounded against my rib cage, glaring angrily at the cursed screen. “Did you really have to pull that shit!?” My heart was already on the verge of a heart attack and this devil wasn’t helping!

I take a few deep calming breaths and bring myself under control. “Ok… this is real. You're real… Sadly.” I mutter disappointingly, straighten myself up off the grass as the screen follows suit.

Speaking of said screen, it showing up now only confirms that it wasn’t all some horny dream I was strangely having. Which could also mean that the reason I was sent here… was also real. And honestly, I wasn’t quite sure how to feel about that. Nervous? Excitement? Fear? I mean come on! I'm a lonely teenage boy, who’s been giving an opportunity others would’ve definitely have killed for!

[I’m most certainly real! What did you think I was joking about earlier?]

‘A little?’

More importantly. “Why’d you dump me in the middle of the woods!?” I accused, jabbing a finger at the screen.

[All journeys have a reason for their beginnings.]

I gave the screen a deadpan look. “That literally explains nothing.”

[Well I wouldn’t want to spoil the surprise!]

“I’m starting to think I’m only here for your amusement,” I said, pinching the edges of my nose tiredly, until something suddenly occurred to me. “Wait, why are you here?”

[Why I’m here to assist you on your Journey through Remnant!]

“Oh, that’s just great. Exactly what I need, another device giving me directions in my life.” I said sarcastically, rolling my eyes for extra effect.

[Before beginning your Conquest, here’s a few reminders! To check up on your “stats”, “powers” and “goal”, simply think of the word and a screen will appear!]

If I didn’t know any better, this was beginning to sound a lot like a video game. Not that I’ve never liked video games of course! It’s just that I never really thought I’d ever be in the position where an entity like god… thing would place me in a situation with abilities similar to that of a game… a porn game to be specific. Probably best not to fuss over it too much. But back to the task at hand, I just had to think about it?

‘Powers.’

The second I voiced it through my thoughts, the screen's text switched to a long list of information. I hesitantly swiped my finger through it, scrolling down and viewing each power and combo I apparently picked, along with giving me a detailed description below each of them. This can certainly come in handy at some point later on, if I needed to brief myself over what I was capable of again.

[Powers]

[In Control:]

[Just from looking at you people innately feel like you’re the leader. Some will want to get on your good side, and will go to great lengths to show you how useful they can be.]

[When flirting with a girl her inhibitions are lowered and it gets harder for her to say no to your advances. Even the most devout of lesbians will break. Once you're in the bedroom she’s ready to follow orders and does so obediently.]

[Ravage:]

[Everything relating to sex is cranked up to eleven. Your partners are willing to share their most deviant fetishes and engage in yours as well. It becomes a challenge to turn you or your partner off. “Gentle” sex becomes a thing of the past.]

[When you're lusting for each other you will claw off your clothes to get to it as fast as possible. Quickies turn into hour-long fuckfest that leaves you both heaving for air and your muscles burning, but you’re now both able to keep going despite this.]

[Corruption:]

[With each thrust in a girl you can feel her morals decay and her will erode. She becomes a pawn that you may use as you please. It’s a slow process: she won’t realise. After your first few sessions she will begin to do small things for you at the cost of her friends, her studies and her hobbies.]

[You are the only thing she cares for. Your happiness is the most important thing in the world. She would do anything to make you smile, and her world will come crumbling down if you break things off.]

[Protection:]

[Strong, independent who don’t need no man take an **** interest in you. When they see you try to reach for something on the shelf and fail, or struggle to lift something, they’re there to save you. A “thank you” is like fuel added to their bonfires.]

[The best is when you try to act like you didn’t need their help or to struggle when they hug you. Challenge a strong woman to a competition: if you fail, she fucks you senseless. If you win, you fuck her senseless. Win-win for everyone!]

[Combo Powers]

[Stick Your Dick In Crazy:]

[Those in love or simply in lust with you will go out of their way to prove themselves to you. They will prove their love/lust for you is the most important thing in their life.]

[Ask them not to sleep and they won’t, ask them to run and they won’t stop, ask them to hold a bucket of water and they will hold it past their breaking point. They will be willing to do pretty much anything shy of **** to prove how much they desire you.]

[Like Mother, Like Daughter:]

[The ties between mother and daughter become tighter. When you romance/fuck one, the other gains the same feelings for you.]

[The first time you meet her mother will be a magical night as her mother teaches her how to fuck you good. It will be harder to talk a mother and daughter out of a threeway than talking them into one.]

If I knew I’d end up here I’d probably have chosen abilities that didn’t make me feel… evil in a sense. Yet I can’t help but admit it does sound extremely hot for my perverted mind to imagine visually, I’m a hormonal teenager for christ sake! But if this really is all real then any girl I fuck - if I can even accomplish such a feat - would slowly become completely devoted to me.

‘Does that mean I can form a cult?’

Hold on, I’m getting sidetracked here! Instead of thinking about how to indulge my fantasies, I need to start analyzing this whole situation more seriously. For starters, how do I even know these powers of mine even work? For all I know that blue screen devil might be messing with me to watch my ass get the shit kicked out of by someone. Secondly, I hardly know how to approach the opposite gender, much less taking them downtown… sorta of why I picked Yang's ability actually.

‘What the hell have I gotten myself into!?’

However before my mind could spiral any further into a pit of madness, I picked up the sound of bushes rustling nearby. My whole body instantly freezes as I crane my neck around to see what’s causing the noise. Only for my eyes to widen at the sight of…