The Trebek Rebellion

Things were very difficult for the people of Portsmith. Orcs had attacked suddenly taking everyone by surprise. Only a small group was able to flee the village and take shelter in a cave. 40 shocked souls begin to outline next steps, days after their village was captured.

"Stealing a horse is essential! We need to inform Florence of what is happening." Alec Baldwin urges a small group of potential leaders of this random collection of citizens.

"My daughter is down there along with 100s of others. We know they took prisoners over slaughtering. We cant abandon them, we dont know how long we have until rescue is too late! Kevin Bacon pleads with group ratcheting up the intensity.

"Are you crazy?!? Did everyone forget what it was like when they showed up? I dont think we took a single one down. Their skin is thick, a slash from my blade was little more than a thorn prick. Nobody should go near them until we have time to observe their behavior." William H. Macy states shile putting a hand on Kevin Bacon's shoulder. "We will get your daughter back. But rushing down there in the dark is suicide"

This statement is followed by silence. The sound of a blade being sharpened cuts the silence. Slowly the groups looks over at the calm man sharpening a spear near the cave's entrance.

This next line is delivered so intensely that if Baldwin had any food in his digestive system he would have immediate shit himself.

"We need to do all 3. Tonight." Alex Trebek shared while staring out of the cave entrance. "Orc's have poor vision, even during their successful attack this was demonstrated. We go in under the cover of darkness. They did have troops waiting on the road to Florence during the attack. Whoever rides to Florence, they cant take the main road. Even if it appears clear." Trebek stands, keeping his eyes on the entrance.

"We leave in 1 hour. No more than 5 including me."

Kevin Bacon approaches him

"I'm with you."