The Swap Gun

Mineta made a wish, and a small ray gun appeared in his hand. It had four buttons on it.

The first was the swap button. All he had to do was hold the gun to someone, press that button, then hold the gun up to an object and hit the button again. The woman would then swap with whatever item she was supposed to swap with. So if he hit Ochaco with the swap button, then hit a table, Ochaco would become the table, however, no one would acknowledge her existence, just viewing her as a table.

The second button was the Occupation Swap button, labeled with an O. This button allowed Mineta to change the occupation of whoever he blasted. He could make Midnight his personal cheerleader, or Momo his pet dog, and everyone would assume they were that occupation the whole time.

Next was the Switch button, labeled with an S. This would cause a swapped person to be swapped with someone else. So if Ochaco was a table and Mina was hit by this button, Mina would become the table while Ochaco would go back to normal.

Finally was the Undo Swap button, labeled with a U. This was self explanatory. It would undo the swap, and the woman would go about her life as normal.

Mineta took his new swap gun and...