The Small Braggart

"Ha! That's for sure!" Archie agreed.

Reggie now knew what Betty said was true. But he only let it shake him for a second. He was the Reggie the Great, with movie star looks, sports star abilities, and a top banana comedian's wit. He really didn't need others to love him: They just needed to envy him. And the one who needed to envy him the most was carrot top! " "Ha", back at you, Arch! When a guy already has everything, what else does he need? What do you have.?"

"I have Betty," he said, thumbing to the naked blonde hiding everything below her cleavage with the sofa.

"One girl. The Girl Scout, at that. But what can you expect from Mr. average, vanilla teen!" He then lowered his eyes and smirked, "with an average dick."

Now self-conscious of his exposed dick, Archie's hands went over it. He remembered how Reggie liked to make fun of all parts of his body in the boys shower after gym.

"Oooh!" Betty squealed in fury. "Archie has a better one than you, Reggie!"

Something began to happen behind Archie's hands. The something was embarrassing to him, and he pressed his hands against it. But it pressed back harder. Finally, trying to hold it back wasn't worth the discomfort.

Out popped his male pole, longer than the length of his hands and thicker than three of his fingers combined!

Thinking only of that, Betty raised her boobs above the back of the sofa to get a better look at it. "Wow! Archie, you've recovered already!"

"But I shouldn't?? That's not how things work(!)?!" He was genuinely confused. When he and the guys swapped what they knew about sex, they all agreed the stories from outside of Riverdale were just that: Stories. A guy took hours to be ready again in Riverdale.

"Don't go into that again! I'm happy it can become erect big and handsome quickly," Betty told him.

"Betty can have Archie. I wouldn't want anything like that," Veronica said, turning up her nose (or pretending to). "Reggie, I do hope yours is smaller."

Veronica the Rich wanted him to say he had a smaller dick than Archie's champion of dicks? No guy wanted to admit his was smaller than another guy's. "Smaller" was not something to brag about!

"Well, Reggie? Are you smaller?" Veronica did not like being left waiting.

Betty, still focused on Archie, dismissed the other boy, "Reggie's can't compete with Archie's. It has to be much, much smaller!"

"And thinner!" Ronnie laughed.

"Right," Betty smiled.