The Size Queen (The Big Surprise)

Beep. Clack.

"Chloe?"

"Shit-shit-shit! Get off of me!" Chloe hisses, trying to push Alex off her sweaty body.

"What the hell!" the middle-aged woman yells, "Get off of my daughter!"

Alarmed by the angry voice, Alex rolls over and yanks his cum-covered and still engorged cock out of Chloe's leaking pussy.

"Mom, wait!" the brunette girl gasps, desperately trying to pull the comforter over her exposed body. "It's not what it looks—"

"Do you put out for every big dick?" her mother screams while Alex grabs her pillow and pushes it on his dirty cock.

"Mom... no... it's—"

"And you don't even use condoms?" Chloe's mom rages.

"I do use condoms!" the college girl defends herself, "But you've put them in the safe!"

Suddenly, a man runs into the hotel room and stops beside Chloe's mother. "What's going on, darling?"

"My daughter is sleeping around!" The middle-aged woman sighs. "She's a size queen!"

"Alex?" The man is visibly taken aback as he spots his son sitting in the bed with a pillow in his crotch and his swimming briefs around one ankle. "Did you sleep with... my girlfriend's daughter?"

"Wait?" Chloe says as she notices the ornated ankh on the man's forearm, "You're dating a guy who's expecting a handjob from the masseuse?"

"What the hell are you talking about!" her mother fumes.

"That means...," Chloe concludes, "You. Are. The size queen!"