The Sensational She-Hulk: Issue 2

"Cause I'm having a good time, having a good time!" She-Hulk sang as she jumped up on the table and danced about swinging her hips and pumping her arms with the gull glory of her green skinned body on display. Jennifer had been wearing nothing but business suits for a month often sleeping in them after pulling all nighters. Now that had some time she was going have some fun. Au Natural.

Shulky jumped off the table crashing to the ground with a loud thud that shook the room. She gritted her teeth worrying she'd just disturbed her downstairs neighbors. After a minute however Jen shrugged it off and continued her dance. Moonwalking into the kitchen. She opened up her fridge and started rummaging around for food her ass still bouncing to the music as she searched. Eventually she stood back up with a day-old pizza and some hardened nipples. She popped the pizza in the microwave and waited for it to heat up.

I'm a racing car, passing by like Lady Godiva!" Jen sang grabbing two handfuls of her silky hair and pressing them against her chest. Covering herself like the famous noblewoman. She giggled thinking about how many New Yorkers would kill to catch a glimpse of her right now. The Sensational She-Hulk gallivanting around butt naked? They'd probably fall to their knees. "I'm gonna go, go, go. There's no stopping me."

The microwave dinged and Jennifer pulled out her pizza. The box was pretty hot but that was nothing to a Hulks skin. Jen danced her way into her the living room, taking a bite out of one of the slices. She placed the box on the table and kept on dancing as she ate. She danced the Egyptian, hindi dance, she even tried thr stanky leg. She was having a ball.

"Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time. I'm having a ball." Jennifer sang as she finished off her pizza, licking the grease from her fingers. At that moment however the doorbell rang causing Jen to jump and quickly cover her chest. The doorbell rang again and Shulky sighed in relief. It was the doorbell no one was coming in. By the third ring Jennifer became curious. She quietly approached the door and looked out where she says a handsome young deliveryman with a parcel in one hand and his phone in the other. She Hulk licked her lips as she zeroed in on his muscular arms. She very much wanted to speak to this guy but unfortunately, she still didn't have any clothes. She'd have to just stay inside and retrieve the package after he left.

"Or," She Hulk whispered to herself in a naughty voice. It was an insane thought one this wannabe exhibitionist wasn't convinced she wanted to pursue. Yet despite her mental protests Jennifer's hand reached for the doorknob.

"Don't stop me now," She whispered. "If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call."

In one swift motion Jen swung open the door revealing her Amazonian body to the unexpected delivery boy. She-Hulk just hoped he didn't have a heart attack after seeing her.

"Hello," She-Hulk smiled, leaning agaisnt the door frame with a slight blush. "Anything I can help you with?"

"Jennifer Walters?" He said. The young man didn't even look up from his phone. He simply held the large box up to Jen's face causing her to lean back wide eyed with confusion. "Package delivery."

"Oh," The Naked She-hulk replied taking the package. She kept her her eyes on the delivery boy waiting for him to look up and see her. "Um. Thank you?"

"Alright." He said before walking away without another word or glamcing at Jen. The naked green giant was now left alone standing stark naked before her open door and the empty hall.

"Well, it's his lose," Shulky pouted as she slammed the door shut. "He has no idea what he just missed. If he'd seen me, ha, he would have lost it. He'd be yelling and whooping like a Tex Avery cartoon. Probably would have woken the neighbors. They'd probably come into the hall to check it out. They'd all gasp in shock when they saw me. Trying desperately to hide their arousement."

Jen continued to massage her bruised ego. As well as something else. Without realizing it one of her hands had made it to her chest and it began rubbing her nipple.

"They would probably, ah, take pictures. Post them online. Ah. Maybe make a few videos. Would I be embarrassed? Ah. Maybe I'd be into it. Strike some poses."

Jen begam to let her imagination get the batter of her. The image of herself naked in the hallway quickly evolved. She was suddenly naked in the courtroom. Naked in Avengers Manor. Naked in central park. It was while she was so engrossed in these fantasies that her free hand moved between her legs.

"I am a sex machine, ready to reload," she sang as her hand made it into her wet pussy. She-hulk gasped and fell backwards onto the couch, but she didn't stop. "Like an atom bomb about to
Oh, oh, oh, ah, oh explode!"

***

Drool pooled around She-Hulks cheek as her eyes slowly opened. Groggy, Jen couldn't remember the night before. found herself still laying on her couch, face down ass up, with a finger still in her pussy. It all started to come back to her from there.

"Ahhh," She moaned pulling her hand from between her legs and rollong over to her side. The naked amazonian smiled to herself. She couldn't believe she had managed to jerk herself to sleep. It was quite the accomplishment, although one she didn’t plan on telling any one about. Her tired eyes glanced aroind the room. At the empty pizza box on the table, the beoken radio she had knocked to the ground while her body had been fidgeting in pleasure, the front door that she obly now realized was unlocked, and even the wall clock who's face placed the time at 9:30.

"Oh Shit!" Jen yelled springing to her feet. "I'm due in court in 30 minutes!"

Without another word, Jennifer sprinted into her bathroom for a quick shower (little more then a cold water rinse) before heading to her closet to get one of her dress suits. Unfortunately the closet was empty.

"Oh no," She-Hulk winced as she looked at the massive clothes pile in the adjacent room. "The laundry."

Jen marched over to the laundry room and tired to find some semi-clean but having sat there for a few days every article of clothing was covering in funk even her attire from last night. Jennifer ran back into her bedroom and started throwing open draws in a **** search for clothes but she found nothing. Her entire wardrobe was in that pile.

"What am I gonna do." The naked heroine siad biting her lip. She looked in her closet again and noticed the old boxes at lining the top shelf. She pulled one down and opened it up. Hoping to find something useful.

***

"Order in the Court," The Judge said as all those currently in the courthouse stood up. "The court will now hear the case of Johnny Storm vs the State of New York for the charge of indecent exposure. The court will now take opening statements from the prosecution."

Jen sat down with a sigh while her opponent walked over to speak to the jury normally Jen would pay attention to what he was saying but she was too hung over it care.

"Hey Jen, you got this?" Nikki, her paralegal, said shaking Jen's shoulder. This instantly shook her out of her stupor as it was rare for someone to shake her like that.

"Yeah, yeah I'm fine Nikki." Jen said reassuringly.

"Good I got worried when you came in here like that. Although I must admit it is nice to see eye to eye for once."

"Right eye to eye real funny." Jen said wiping her straight brown hair out of her face. It was a lot harder to deal with then her voluminous green She-Hulk hair, but what chose did she have. The only suit she had left was an cheap brown suit from before she got her powers and thus she had **** but to shrink down to human form if she wanted to get dressed. She fidgeted around in her seat. Unfortunately the suit's material was irritating and she having and human sized underwear at the time so she was going commando.

Jen finally managed to zone back in as the Prosecutor was just about to conclude questioning Johnny.

"So just to summarize Mr. Blaze, you claim you 'forgot' to wear your flame retardant tuxedo for this date you were on?"

"Yes I keep telling you." Johnny pleaded. "I was in a hurry and I grabbed the wrong suit."

'boy do I hear you Johnny.' Jen thought as Johnny gave testimony

"And when Mole Man started rampaging outside I had ****. I had to flame on."

"And so afterward when he beat the villian and Flamed off, you didn't realize your clothes had been burned to ash and that you were completely naked?"

"No"

"Nor did you notice as you waled across the busy New York Street?"

"No"

"Nor when you walked though the crowded restaurant?"

"No," He said his voice a little quieter.

"Nor when you sat down at your table for 20 minutes before the police arrived."

"Well my date didn't say anything!" Johnny exploded. "She just stared at me the whole time. I thought she was juat admiring me, but just not like that!"

"Order order." The Judge barked. "Inthink thats enough from the Prosecution, Defense please crossexamine the witness."

The Non-Hulk Jennifer Walters stood up and approached the bench. She may have been disheveled and tired but that didn't mean she lacked an ironclad defense plan. She'd bring up Johnny's extensive history of public service, his right to self defensively Flame On after Moleman attacked, and the non-willful ignorance placed on him by the others in the resturant. Johnny would be out of here in an hour. Jen opened her mouth ready to start her cross-examination.

"Oh my god what is that!" A juror screamed out pointing towards the galley. Just then the entire Courthouse started to shake violently. Jen and Johnny turned around a saw a large sinkhole open up in the courtroom and out of it yellow skinned Moloids, the servants of Moleman, crawled out. Spectators shrieked and ran for the exits or hid under the bench. It seemed Moleman wasn't done harassing the Human Torch just yet, but that was fine. Saving the court never harmed a case before.

"Alright Johnny you got this?" Jen asked calmly. She wondering if she could rest her eyes for a minute during the fight.

"Umm," Johnny said nervously. "No."

"What?" Jen said turning around. "What do you mean no?"

"I mean I can't fight right now," Johnny said his eyes gliding down. Jen's eye's widened when she realized what he was implying.

"You forget your costume again!" She yelled.

"I was in a hurry," Johnny said defensively. "Look can't you just deal with it yourself."

Jennifer's heart sank. She turned around and saw the Moloids slowly approaching the bench head slow and ravor sharp claws at the ready. Nikki and the other lawyers were using their desks as shields and the judge and jury were being evacuated. Jen fiddled with her collar feeling how tight it was. One fight and her only suit would be ripped to shreads, but on the other hand if Johnny flamed on got completely naked in court they were doomed. She sighed knowing she had ****.

"You own me one Johnny," Jen said as she removed her glasses, and her eyes began emitting a green glow. A pulse of Gamma energy rumbled through her body electrifying her muscles. She felt herself grow bigger and more powerful it was normally a great feeling, but the sound of cloth stretching and ripping made it a lot less empowering. Her stockings were annihilated around the time her shoes exploded. Her pencil skirt shrank into a mini skirt that stretched against Jen's toned ass. The buttons on her blouse popped off one by one save for the one infront of her chest that held on for dear life. It probably got some relief when her wide shoulders ripped the back of her jacket and exposed her green skin.

She-Hulk stood before the Moloid horde and took up a battle position her green stomach, back, legs, and arms exposed with the rest of her covered only by the ragged, tattered remains of her clothing. Everyone stared at her, not in the impressed or admiring way they normally did, but in a truly dumbfounded fashion.