The Royal Treatment

"Is there anything else I can do for you your majesty?"

Kayleigh posed the question while standing naked in front of Charlie and holding out a cold, freshly opened beer. She'd just purchased it at an extortionate price from the mini bar in the luxury hotel room she'd also been ordered by her new queen to foot the bill for.

"Pour it into a glass for me"

"Of course, your majesty. How impertinent of me not to have offered. I'll attend to that immediately"

It was amusing for Charlue to see how Kayleigh would act if she really was the personal servant of an all powerful monarch who had banned her from wearing clothes. There was a lot of curtesying and words like 'impertinent' and 'prudent' seemed to have now found their way into her vocabulary. It was an entertaining combination of funny and sexy for Charlie to enjoy along with her drink.

"Here you are, your majesty" Kayeligh decanted the golden liquid into the glass and held it out for her supposed superior "Is there anything else I can do for you ma'am?"

"Yes, servant girl. I think I should enjoy a foot massage"

"At once, your majesty!"

Kayleigh's face had positively lit up at the request, as if it were a huge honour for a commoner like her to even be asked. She set the drink down on the coffee table next to Charlie's bed for her convenience, randomly curtseyed at her and briefly visited the bathroom before returning with a pile of towels to rest her highnesses' foot comfortbaly on. She then crouched herself down next to it and eagerly took the royal foot in hand, cradling it as if it were a religious relic.

"Does that feel good, your majesty?" Kayleigh asked hopefully.

"It's perfectly adequate" the secret agent nodded as she attempted to keep a straight face and not break character.

Charlie was thoroughly enjoying this. It had been a while since she'd had Liv as her naked, live in maid and Joey would never have allowed her to humiliate his girlfriend to this extent. Besides, Liv wasn't so bad that she really deserved that kind of treatment. In fact, Charlie had actually found the Senator's daughter quite likeable once she'd been able to look past her slightly materialistic and spoiled side and get to know her better. Kayleigh, on the other hand, was a pure and constant pain in the ass. Her incompetent meddling had put not only Joey and Charlie's lives but potentially the free will of the American people in jeapardy. Worse still, she had an obnoxious attitude and constantly spoke back to Charlie - which made her current mindset all the more delightfully ironic. Joey thought that deep down Kayleigh had a very similar personality to Charlie, and he was probably right. That was all the more reason she needed to be kept in line.

This was also the perfect opportunity to find out if the reporter turned political aide turned revolutionist turned resitance fighter against her own revolution could be trusted at all, since it was clear Joey would give Kayleigh a pass for just about anything she had done up until now or might do in the future.

"So Kayleigh, you would never lie to your Queen would you?" Charlie began to probe "I need to know I can trust my staff to be honest with me, even if they think I might not like their answers. I can always spot a liar and I should be most displeased if my personal footmaid turned out to be one"

"Of course you can rely on me to tell you nothing but the truth, your majesty!" Kayleigh promised, with the kind of conviction that might be expected if she were in court appealing for her life.

"Are you on Joey's side or Senator Adams?"

"Joey's of course, your majesty" Kayleigh answered without hesitation "I have been from the start. Things just got a bit mixed up."

"Mixed up how exactly?"

"I was persuaded that Senator Adams was a good man who wanted to help create a better and fairer society. I wanted Joey to be a part of that change alongside me. I also knew I could trust him in a way I couldn't trust anyone else. But he's always been risk averse and would never have gone along with my plan if I hadn't forced his hand. So I did."

"And do you think that was fair on him?"

"No, but if the Senator had been on the level then I actually think things could have worked out well for everyone and my best friend woul have been the hero of the hour."

"And if it all went wrong you know full well Joey will forgive you for anything you do?"

"I suppose so" Kayleigh frowned "I don't mean to take advantage of him like that but I suppose now I think about t sometimes I do."

Satisfied now that Kayleigh had been a high functioning useful idiot rather than an actual villain, Charlie decided to move onto other matters that were a little more personal and potentially a lot more interesting.

"Do you think Jeoy is in love with you?"

"I'm pretty sure he is. I think I've known that for a while" Kayleigh answered with surprising certainty.

"And are you in love with him?"

"I think I probably am" she admitted after a short and thoughtful pause.

Charlie was really starting to find this fascinating now, though her questions were straying way beyond what was necessary to establish whether or not Kayleigh could be considered as a security threat.

"How do you feel about my relationship with Joey?"

"You don't have one, your majesty. At least not a romantic one. Joey isn't involved sexually with anyone, except for me sometimes."

What? That didn't make any sense. And Charlie was pretty sure Kayleigh was telling the truth. Or at least she thought she was.

"How can you think that? Liv is his literal girlfriend. You were just staying with him in a cabin full of naked women."

"Nothing is going on between him and any of them, no matter what it might look like. Joey told me that."

Wow. So Joey had used his bullshitting powers to have something on the side with Kayleigh while she assumed she was his only one. That was a turn up for the books.

"Okay. so what did you think of me before you realised I was your Queen. And I want you to be very honest with me"

"Of course, I feel silly now" Kayleigh blushed a little "But I didn't trust you at all. I thought you were a bad influence on Joey and manipulated him far more than I ever have. I also thought that nearly everything you said was a lie and that your were either serving your own agenda or the Russian governments."

"Interesting" Charlie nodded without showing any kind of emotion "So if I were no longer your Queen would you feel any loyalty to me at all?"

"None whatsoever, your majesty. In fact I would do my best to get Joey away from you. But you are my Queen, so that hardly matters."

"Thank you Kayleigh. You've been completely honest with me and I feel like I know you a little better now."

"I'm very happy to hear it. Was that everything then, your majesty?" Kayleigh looked up dutifully from the crouched position she had managed to hold for an improbably long amount of time now.

"One more question" Charlie smiled as she gently cupped Kayleigh's chin in her hand "Are you just into guys, or do you like girls as well?"

"Just guys" Kayleigh confirmed.

"A shame" Charlie noted as she pulled her arm back.

"Oh, but I could make an exception for my Queen!" Kayleigh offered obligingly as she realised what had been hoped for from her.

"No, best not to do anything you'll regret tomorrow once I've abdicated"

"Yes your majesty, of course" Kayleigh stood up and curtseyed yet again "Whatever you say"