The Real and Celebrity Crushes

Sam is currently driving home from the Slumber Party at Abby's house when she gets a phone call from her mother Ann. "Hi Mom, what do you want now?"

"Hi Sam, I was wondering when you are getting home from your slumber party you went to with your friends."

"Mom I am driving home right now as we speak so I will be home soon so don't worry about it."

"Okay dear I just worry about you is all since you can't seem to get into a relationship with anyone."

"I know Mom, but I've tried over and over to be with guys that I am starting to lose faith that I could find a man to satisfy my needs to be in a relationship that could lead to marriage."

"You know what you could do is just be with that lesbian girl, what was her name again." Sam starts getting angry at the suggestion.

"Her name is Tori and I will never be with her because I am not a lesbian so no way am I doing that no matter what you say."

"Okay Sam have fun with your lonely life of a relationship carousel you will find yourself in unless you do something about it. So goodbye Sam."

"Yeah right Mom and goodbye to you." After saying that she finds herself in front of her house so she walks to the front only find herself feeling a little woozy and blacks out.

Sam wakes up to see she is in a hotel lobby with her best friend as well as the bane of her existence and some of my former classmates along with an old lady she has never seen before. "Rachel what is going on here anyways because I am confused right now."

"Well Sam we were just recruited for a reality show where the winner gets to marry Tori while the losers get to be a part of her harem who have listen to her and her wife for the rest of our lives. Have you seen these people you are totally the favorite to win this competition if I say so myself."

"Why do you say that Rachel?"

"Sam we have Tori's ex-girlfriend who she hates with a passion, we have the women who sleeps with anybody, we also have two guys who will never win her heart and you also have two family members who have no chance to win for that is **** which is bad. So you are the only one who has a chance to win this contest."

"Well Rachel I wouldn't say that if I were you right now when you don't know who the next contestant is for this show."

"Why do you say that Justin?"

"The next contestant is Tori's celebrity crush who is a famous singer, songwriter, actress, and an heiress herself known as Ariana Grande."

"Oh crap!" Rachel says with a shocked expression on her face.

"What was that you were saying about me being the favorite Rachel."

"Never mind let's just get this over with Justin."

Ariana was getting ready for her concert tonight which was always great because she got to interact with her fans. She didn't have to deal with her relationship issues anymore since she broke off another engagement with a guy who can't keep his mouth shut about her personal issues. If only I could find someone who doesn't do that to her every damn time for no reason. Those people are very rare to find apparently because I haven't found them yet. Even though she wishes that her recording studio would let her be in a relationship with a women since that I would make her with her being a bisexual who prefers women instead of men. Then she starts feeling woozy and blacks out.

She wakes up in hotel she has never seen before from being the heiress that she was since her father is Edward Butera who is a famous businessman. She looks around to see a bunch of people she has never seen before all looking at her with shocked expressions on their faces. "What are you guys looking at anyways? What never seen a celebrity up close before."

"No mam we have never seen one before." All of them say at the same time as each other. That all stops when she sees someone wearing her shirt just sitting.

"Hey beautiful, nice shirt, it has my face on it so you must be a big fan of me."

"Not only that, but I sort of have a crush on you which is one of reasons you are here."

"Say what now, so you are the one who possibly ruined my concert I was going to have tonight."

"I'm pretty sure your people can handle that since we had to ask permission to take you away for this show. You know what they said about that they thanked us for giving you a chance to finally have a relationship with someone. Now that that is over with we can get to the next contestants who are the Twins of school who were the Class President and Salutatorian of our class please welcome the Fraternal Twins known as Kyle and Brittany Kent."

Then Rachel screams "Not my ex-boyfriend. No!!!!!!"