The Real Spring Cleaning

Kimihito hummed softly as he vacuumed the floor of the crowded living room. Suu was jiggling around in the form of a slime not unlike one out of Dragon Quest except she had a dangling tentacle sticking out her top and only eyes no visible smiling mouth. She was contributing to the whole house cleaning by apparently acting as a squishy Roomba. That was kind of disturbing and he'd tried to convince her that actually ingesting the detritus upon the floor was unnecessary but he'd failed. Given her nature, she naturally didn't see eating trash, dust, and no doubt an absolutely immense amount of dried semen as gross.

Most of the rest of the household were helping. The fact that Miia's, Papi's, and Centorea's moms were coming to visit all in a row had set off this huge cleaning spree. Not that they all were. Papi, herself was sitting naked upon the couch with her thin avian legs spread as she urgently worked a Seijo Brand dildo into her pussy, crooning quite loudly to the point that she was actually competing with the vacuum for noise. Miia was in a similar situation, her lengthy serpent half all piled up all over the rest of the couch as Lala's headless body plunged its equine penis into her pussy.

As the dullahan's light blue buttocks clenched and flexed with her plunges, Miia's large breasts quivered upon her chest, shaking in rhythm with the shudders sliding through her sensuous frame. Those pert E-cup teats protruded so prominently, each splayed to a side slightly, each sloping and yet each holding the bright pink nipples high.

Lala's head was nowhere to be found at the moment. It was always mysteriously vanishing though and reappearing apparently at will. How it was getting around was anyone's guess. At least some of that time was spent accompanying her owner, often tied to his belt by her pony-tail or carried by one of his orc bodyguards. But more often than not, she would just show up at the unlikeliest of moments without Seijo despite the fact her body had been here the whole time.

Kimihito was only wearing his apron, backside visible to any of the girls who cared to look. He was well used to that by now and he'd showed the girls far more embarrassing displays, so it hardly bothered him at all as drove the vacuum across the floor amongst his liminal friends working all about him.

Rachnera, his "mistress" was absent, naturally shirking work and hiding up in the attic so technically he could have worn his normal clothes but if she found out, his butt would pay the price. Back before Lala's introduction that would have meant a mere spanking that he'd actually sort of enjoyed or some less enjoyable web bondage, but Rachnera had taken inspiration from Seijo's example and had added anal sex to her repertoire.

He shuddered. It had been bad enough when only the anal-psycho Smith-san had been playing with him, Rachnera was on a completely different level in terms of both sadism and creativity. He was seriously getting tired of web-based bondage, not to mention dangling helplessly from the ceiling as he was molested.

It sounded like Miia's orgasm was coming soon, he was intimately familiar with her particular tells. Sure enough she soon let out her usual keening squeals as her back arched and her lengthy tail writhed and squirmed. Miia's huge serpentine half moved and gyrated so strongly that Papi's slight form was easily ejected from the couch.

She squawked and flailed, blue-feathered wings flapping ineffectually. She landed on her face upon the floor, tiny hips and bottom stuck up in the air, the massive end of the Seijildro lewdly sticking out from her harpy vagina.

"Oh Miia!" Cried Meroune from the doorway to the hall where she sat rubbing soap-suds into the hard floor, "You knocked poor Papi onto the floor! Are you alright, my dear cute sea bird?"

"Papi's okay!" Papi said without much concern, her cheek smushed into the floor as she gyrated, shaking her raised tush vigorously.

Turning off the vacuum, he went over to Papi and helped her out, "Here let me help you finish."

"Okay!" she chirped happily as he guided her onto her side, one hand taking hold of the dildo that had her normally quite tiny and cute slit spread open to a truly lewd degree. He placed the palm of his other hand upon her mons directly atop the brief tuft of her pubic feathers, his thumb gently teasing the tiny nubbin of her clit.

"Oooooh! OooOoOooh!" Papi moaned as Kimihito slowly ground the enormous dildo in and out of her pussy, flicking his thumb across her clit as fast as he could yet using the least amount of pressure. By now he'd learned each liminal's preferences by heart. Both Papi and Meroune liked light teasing touches while Miia, Centorea, and Rachnera needed firmer sometimes even rougher contact upon their excited genitals. It wasn't long at all before Papi came, bird taloned legs kicking fitfully past him. These new Seijo inspired sextoys were great, making his job a lot easier. Casual remarks about his poor ability to please the girls had greatly decreased since he'd started using them. Given his natural ntr proclivities as a young Japanese man, this was a bit dissapointing. However, reminding himself that he was being outdone by a mere big-dicked sextoy was usually enough to light the fires of his perverted libido once more.

He finished with Papi by gently withdrawing the unwieldy dildo from her, its entire length shiny with her juices. As the harpy collapsed into the near **** state, satisfied and happy, that even a fake version of his buddy Seijo's penis could bring, Centorea called out to him as she dusted, making use of both the implement in her hands and her tail.

"Kusuru-san? Would you 'relieve' Lala-san's body's libido in the bath? In truth her overly abundant ejaculation down here would only make our efforts all the harder..."

Getting to his feet with soiled Seijildro in hand, he nodded, "Yes, of course, ma'am!" He always addressed the proud powerful centaur with respect, the only man who could speak to her familiarly was Seijo, her lord and master.

Soon enough he was leading the headless dullahan into the expansive bathroom that the M.O.N. had built, what had once been a fairly modest set-up of a sink, toilet, and bathtub was now a huge space better suited to meeting the needs of a public bathhouse than a normal single-family residence.

He started with the dildo after guiding Lala's headless 'steed' as she called it onto a stool, it's giant equine member still erect and dangling out between it's blue thighs. As he washed the inanimate dildo in the wash-bin with soap and water, he let his mind wander.

Naturally, it flowed to his recent financial windfall. He was set for life! Just this morning he'd been tapping away at his laptop's keyboard and sat back, staring at the screen in disbelief. Almost 215 million yen in his bank accounts. It hadn't seem real. As of right now, working as the host full-time for seven liminals meant his monthly take-home pay was 28 million!

He was set for life! He'd be rich if the current situation lasted only one year, let alone several.

He was fortunate Seijo had reminded Kuroko's agency that they were supposed to pay Liminal Hosts so much as Kimihito would have been satisfied with the small stipend he'd been receiving previously. He never would have had the bravery to ask for his fair share.

No, he had absolutely no reason to be dissatisfied with his current lot in life. With Seijo and the liminal girls, he had a lot of really great friends to spend time with. Sexually, he was almost too sated with his natural fetish for netorare. By this point, Miia had become such a master at it, knowing just what to say and do to really get him off. And then financially! Holy moly, he would never want for anything provided the current situation persisted for even a few years. With careful investments, he could even become a rich tycoon!