The Promised Land (JackOLantern)

I already had a couple of rules in mind for the upcoming class. I had the rulebook out as I made my way to the gym, scrawling down my thoughts.

Hanzo Academy New Rule:

Hizan Kazonata is permitted to enter any location on school grounds that are designated as “women only”, such as locker rooms and bathrooms. Hizan’s gym locker is located in the girl’s locker room.

I wasn’t totally sure how this would go down as a new rule, but I was curious to find out. The rulebook does say that new rules are obeyed, the reactions just might not be positive. I supposed that didn’t matter much if they were obeyed anyway. Besides, if it was too bad I could just make the rule an old one.

Hanzo Academy Old Rule:

Hizan Kazonata is not required to participate in gym class activities

I really wasn’t big into fitness, if my scrawny frame wasn’t already evidence of that. I also didn’t want anyone bugging me about it or being upset about it, hence the old rule status. Now it was time for something a bit more interesting.

Hanzo Academy New Rule:

Each day the gym teacher will randomly select a female student in the gym class to serve as Hizan Kazonata’s personal gym partner. This gym partner is not required to participate in gym activities, and instead is instructed to service Hizan in any way he desires for the entirety of the class. The randomly chosen classmate will generally see this as a positive thing, as it means they aren’t required to participate in gym class.

I was nearing the gymnasium now, and I only had a couple more rules that could be considered quality-of-life improvements.

Women Old Rule:

Hizan Kazonata is considered attractive.

Women Old Rule:

Hizan Kazonata’s sperm is delicious, refreshing, and energizing to women. Engaging in acts that arouse Hizan is enjoyable for any individuals involved. Hizan’s sperm also has a minor addictive quality, not so much that it will impede everyday life, but enough that most women who drink it will subconsciously want more of it anytime they are reminded of it. Nobody is aware of this rule until they experience it firsthand, and the addictive quality will never be consciously known.

I wasn’t even sure the next one would work. I didn’t know if the rulebook’s reality-bending abilities extended to the laws of biology, but it was worth a shot.

Hizan Kazonata New Rule:

Hizan has incredible sexual endurance and is able to ejaculate many times before becoming fatigued. He is also capable of ejaculating approximately one liter of sperm per climax. Hizan’s sperm will dissolve within minutes of entering the stomach, allowing for an indefinite number of loads to be swallowed.

If this rule worked it would just be a cherry on top of the delicious sundae that was now my life. I could live without it, but life would be amazing if it worked. If it did work, I would have to make a mental note not to alter the laws of the universe often. I wasn’t nearly smart enough to think through all of the possible unforeseen consequences of my changes. I wasn’t even sure this change wouldn’t have consequences, but it was isolated enough that maybe it would be okay. I’m at least still capable of erasing what I wrote, in case something horrible did happen.

It took me far too long to realize I was lost in thought just staring at the locker room door. Out of habit I was standing in front of the boys’ locker room. This was not my stop. I took a few steps to the left and felt my heart start to pound with excitement. My ears were burning and I couldn’t help but grin. This was the promised land, a place that I thought I’d never get to go. I’d even had dreams where I wasn’t allowed in here.

But now…

With a sharp inhale I push open the door and round the corner into the locker room. As soon as my gaze found its way into the locker room I was stunned. I wanted to retract my feelings about seeing the skimpy uniforms earlier, now my eyes were met with paradise. So many pretty girls all wearing almost nothing, very few had bras and most of them were just in panties, their breasts on full display.

“Dear god…” I said aloud.

A few of the girls actually turned to greet me, waving and smiling. A few were blushing, mostly the ones I had been staring at. Their greetings ranged from tepid to amicable, but no signs of disdain or disgust. This wasn’t exactly the response I was expecting, actually. I was sure I made the rule about me being able to enter the girls’ locker room a new one. And I knew for a fact that it wasn’t because the girls in my class would normally be pretty cool with it.

“Good morning Hizan-san.” I heard a voice next to me and turned to look. It came from one of my classmates, a member of the swim team, Taki. She was already dressed in the school’s gym clothes, which were almost the same as normal with a few notable exceptions. The bloomers were quite low-cut, leaving some of the butt exposed and plenty of amazing thigh. In addition the shirts were now cropped extremely high, to the point where anyone who had larger-than-average-sized breasts would show off some pretty gratuitous underboob.

Taki was one such girl who was impressively-endowed, not quite as big as Ikaruga, but it was an impressive bust in its own right. She had long, brunette hair currently done into a bun and striking aqua eyes. She was standing next to me with her hands clasped together in front of her, and she was now blushing from my wandering eyes.

“Uh, good morning.” I finally said, realizing that it had been several seconds of awkward silence as I enjoyed Taki’s wardrobe.

“I’m supposed to be your um… you know… today.” She said wiggling a bit in place rather adorably.

“Oh. OH!” It dawned on me. I had been so distracted by paradise that I nearly forgot the rule about having my own personal servant during gym class. “Well there’s no need to be nervous, it’ll be fun I promise.” I assure her. I was actually perfectly certain of this, I made it that way after all.

“O-okay. You should probably change now, you’re already running late.”

“Oh, I guess so.” It was a bit strange knowing that I had to get changed, given that I wasn’t required to participate, but then again, I didn’t write anything about dress code for myself. “Would you mind showing me where my locker is?”

“Oh right, it’s your first day in here.” That confirmed that the “new” part of the rule was working as intended, but now I was really confused. She led me over to a row of lockers. As I was wading through the crowd of girls I overheard some of their whispers.

“When I heard this guy was gonna start coming in here I was kinda upset at first, but he’s kinda cute.”

“I know, I was all like ‘gawd the principal is such a pervert’.”

“Right?”

Was that why they were cool with it? Because I made myself attractive? I really wanted to confirm.

“Say, Taki.” I asked.

“Yes?”

“I sort of expected more people to be upset about me being here now. But everyone seems pretty cool with it. Why is that?”

Taki looked at me with a confused expression. “Why would we be upset? I mean, it’s rude for a guy to stare at a woman’s body, but you are only ever admiring us from an artistic standpoint. So why would it bother any of us?”

Well this was interesting. It seemed the rules I made were playing off of each other. They weren’t upset about me being here because I took away the shame and embarrassment from being nude in public. In the absence of that, it’s just considered rude for a guy to ogle. Since I specifically made it not rude for me to stare, though, that means nobody here would care. I had no idea I could make my rules work off of each other like that, it was simultaneously awesome and kind of scary.

We arrived at my locker, and by this point most of the room had emptied onto the Academy’s track field. When I opened up my locker with the combination Taki gave me, I was a bit distraught to find that my own gym uniform had changed as well. The only thing that was in my locker was a fairly tight-looking speedo. I heard giggling coming from a nearby group of girls who just began leaving. Did I just get pranked?

“Oh my, that’s not your uniform.” Taki said, a bit distressed.

I actually wasn’t too bothered by it. I was now considered conventionally attractive, so I didn’t have anything to be embarrassed about. “No, it’s fine. I think I’ll go ahead and wear it today.”

“Oh, r-really?” Taki blushed quite a bit.

“Yep, I might need some help putting it on though.” I grinned deviously.