The Plastics

Ron bided his time. He really wanted to use it on Ms. Nobury as he'd had a few unwanted bonders in her class, but during lunch, he saw an opportunity to use the gun on the Plastics.

They were sitting together at lunch, making catty comments to each other about the other students.

Ron set the gun on the first setting, strolled right up to the table, and zapped each girl in succession.

"What the hell, dweeb?" asked Regina.

Ron sat down. "Regina, you need to listen to me. All of you do."

The three girls nodded.

"It's Friday," said Ron. "Gretchen, you really need to shave all the hair off of your body, and this includes your head and eyebrows. You'll look totally sexy like that."

Gretchen ran a hand through her hair, smiled and nodded.

"Karen, insist everyone call you Tits McDumbass. That's French for smart and sexy."

"Oh! Tits McDumbass! I like totally love that!"

"And Regina, you must come with me right now to the boy's bathroom."

Ron and Regina got up and headed for the boys bathroom. Ron had a raging boner.