The Man on the Phone

As he was heading over to the Chemists, Josh decided to stop next to the Man frozen in the middle of making a phone call; the guy was pretty average looking with a mop of brown hair. He was wearing a Danger Mouse T-shirt and faded jeans.

From the expression on his face, he'd obviously frozen in the middle of something hilarious. Josh studied him for a bit before plucking the phone from his hand. The Number ID showed he was talking to someone called Marcus "Must be a really funny guy, this Marcus, you look like you're laughing your head off or rather, you were, until I froze you. Well, I'm a funny guy too.." and with that, he placed the guy's phone in his pocket and pulled down his trousers.

Next, he pulled the guy's underwear up and over his head, so that it covered his eyes and nose. For the final part of the joke, he ran back to Garvey's and took a satsuma and a banana "You're being rather quite generous today, Mr. Garvey" he chuckled "I really can't think what's come over you.." Garvey just remained frozen in position, totally unaware of what was going on.

Josh returned to the Man and put the satsuma into his mouth and the banana into the hand that had held the phone "Don't get too cross when you unfreeze, pal" he laughed, patting the guy's cheek "I've just helped you get two of your five a day.."