The MILF Loophole

Betty returned from the putting the clothes on top of the dryer. Her mom was either looking at the kitchen table top or her nude boobs; her dad (she could see his nude butt in the space between the seat and back of the kitchen chair) was keeping his eyes on Archie; and Archie was looking at her mom's nude boobs - No: now he was looking at her own...

Her own boobs were covered by the bib of the apron, so Archie was now back to looking at her mom's revealed boobs. Maybe she should take the apron off.

But not before she had finished frying up the burgers!

"Oh, Archie," she called to him in her seductive voice. "How would you like your buns?" And she wagged her butt for him.

Ever since he had given her that birthstone ring, her voice seemed to capture his attention. He turned away from Mrs. Cooper and towards her...buns. They plumped from one side to the other, the one that didn't jiggling nicely. And peeking out from between them were her pink slit. "Over here."

"That's my daughter," Hal reminded him.

"I know," Archie said, missing the implication. "Her buns have to be as wonderful as her..."

"-YES! Our Betty is a wonderful girl all-around!" Alice hurried to speak.

"She is," Hal stated. "She deserves a boy who will treat her right." His frown got deepened, "And not cheat on her!"

"I will never ever date Veronica again!" Archie swore with his hand up.

"And all those other girls you've dated?!"

"Daddy, if Archie can give up Veronica, he can give up other girls!" Betty said, wishfully.

"I can!" he said, sounding as if Betty had gotten her wish.

"All girls?! Ever never?!"

"Not even Evelyn Evernever!"

"Archie won't date any girl?" Alice said, not meaning to sound disappointed.

"Right!" Archie said. "I won't date girls!" Thoroughly sincere about his commitment, Archie was still Archie. His subconscious saw the two loopholes and took them.

His eyes went back to the middle-aged woman's naked tits.