The Lasso 3000

You get back to your dorm and take a few minutes to rifle through your closet full of strange inventions. You quickly pull out something that looks like one of those guns that shoots foam discs, but much larger. You check all the important components, and immediately head out onto the quad. Your eyes search the groups of students milling about. It takes a bit, but eventually you spot the couple leaning against a tree making out.

"Hey! Bimbo! Himbo!" you shout, getting their attention. They look at you, but have no time to react before you pull the trigger. loud thump echoes through the quad as a huge length of rope shoots out of the front of your invention. It flies toward the tree, and pins the two bullies against it by wrapping around their midsection, trapping their arms as well. You smile as they struggle fruitlessly.

"What the hell?! Let us go nerd!" Thad shouts, as he pulls against the ropes.

"Naaaah." You reply, setting the Lasso 3000 down and slowly walking toward Thad and his girlfriend. " I think you're gonna stay right there. I am so tired of people like you! You think you can just do whatever the hell you want, to whoever you want. You've never faced a consequence in your life. That ends today." During your speech you notice that the other students on the quad are getting behind you.

"You have abused and humiliated others with no thought for how it made anyone else feel. You have been the fucking WORST! Now you're gonna pay for every bit of it." Your first move is a swift one. You reach forward and pull down Chad's basketball shorts, revealing a pair of purple boxer briefs with cartoon sloths all over them. "Holy crap!" You laugh "And you were making fun of me for my red underwear!" The crowd around you laughs as he fights even harder against the ropes in his embarrassment.

Suddenly his well endowed, blonde girlfriend chimes in. "What's wrong with you?! Leave him alone!"

"Awww..." You say mockingly as you turn your attention to her. "Defending your boyfriend. Cute. You're in trouble too though." You grab her tank top, and pull it down off of her shoulders, revealing a hot pink bra that barely holds back her sizeable breasts. She shrieks as the crowd starts to take out their phones to record. Taking great joy in her embarrassment, you reach forward and slide her legging down to her ankles, revealing a matching lace thong.

"OOOOH!" You mock, holding her pants in the air like a trophy. "Sexy panties! Looks like these two were planning on having some FUN later!" You pace in front of them, enjoying watching as they both squirm trying to cover their embarrassing underwear. You then turn your attention back to Thad. "Maybe we should find out just how much fun our blonde friend here was going to have." You reach for Thad's boxer briefs, but the sound of his girlfriend begging you to stop gives you pause.

"No! Please don't. You can finish stripping me, just leave him alone!"

Her willingness to sacrifice herself intrigues you. You consider for a few moments if you want to take her up on her offer, or finish humiliating Thad.