The Fresh Meat Run

"I just... UGH!" Kelly groaned in disgust as she hosed off her latest pledges to the Delta Phi Gama Omega Sorority: Jenna, Stacy, Ami, and Bella. The four young women standing miserable in in the yard as the last of the filth was finally washed away, with only the putrid smell remaining.

"I don't think that The Fresh Meat Run was ever difficult." The Sorority President said as she held her nose and looked between the four naked and smelly pledges. "Hell! I found it a cake walk back when I was a pledge. And Delta Phi Gamma Omega has never lost a single one of these races in it's twenty years... Until last night."

"Kelly, I know you are mad about losing The Fresh Meat Run this year. And you have every right to be." Jenna began apologetically, "But I think that you should know..." She pointed to Stacy and shouted, "This was all Stacy's fault!"

"WHAT?!" Stacy roared as she shoved Jenna, "Ami was the one with the shortcut!"

"Oh, hell no!" Ami spat, getting up in the faces of the other two. "You two are not pinning this on me! Besides, it was Bella who -"

"Oh, you little bitch!" Bella yelled as she pulled back her fist.

Before a fight could break out, however, the four screamed as they were pelted with icy cold water again by the hose in Kelly's hand.

"ENOUGH!" Kelly shouted, clearly angered as she turned off the hose again. "Well, I can gather how you four lost due to a lack of teamwork. So, can you four please explain how you partook in a two mile streak race through the campus against other naked sorority pledges - a race that only should have taken three hours, mind you - and not only end up at the finish line thirteen hours late, but return with each of you covered in garbage, mud, fertilizer, skunk stink, hot sauce, chocolate sauce, sour milk, and feathers?!"

The four merely looked to each other and sighed as Jenna spoke up. "Okay. Here's what happened..."

"Okay, Pledges!" The President of a rival sorority, Omega Delta Phi Alpha, called out as she held up an air horn, all the sorority presidents watching gleefully as their teams of naked pledges. "On your marks!"

"This is, Bitches!" Jenna muttered to her team smugly, "Hope you like looking at my ass, because it will be the newest member of Delta Phi Gamma Omega the next time you see it!"

"In your dreams, Fat Ass!" Stacy whispered back.

"Get set!"

"Guys, we're on the same team!" Ami said in annoyance, "We just need to make it back to the sorority house and win this for Delta Phi Gamma Omega! Then Kelly will let me be a member!"

"What do you mean let you be a member?!" Bella spat.

*HOOOOOOOOOONK!*

"We'll talk about this later!" Jenna yelled as they ran off, the four naked pledges running off towards their sorority house with their House Symbol painted on their backs.