The First First Date

Annie - 15 VP (No Change)

Kate - 11 VP (No Change)

Nat - 6 VP (Gave Master a Blowjob)

Danni - 5 VP (Master Sex Act)

River - 3 VP (No Change)

Mia, Sigrid - 0 VP (No Change)

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Sigrid's tongue anxiously played with her new lip rings; a habit she had quickly formed thanks to the two bits of metal now permanently in her mouth. She'd reset her tits already today, giving her a rather lewd pin-up of Eowyn. She normally wouldn't have been too upset about it's placement on the back of her calf, being able to hide it with jeans. In the harem's current clothing predicament, however, Sigrid had a lot more of her leg on display than she felt comfortable. This left the blonde woman at the root of Sigrid's love of swords straddling one like a stripper pole in full view.

Displayed off to the side, deliberately outside of Sigrid's peripheral vision, was the scoreboard. She was trying very hard to not think about that blowjob. She had no idea how bad an elimination transformation might be; but given how bad the ones they were all supposed to be able to tolerate while they compete were, Sigrid was not planning on finding out. Dating a woman was absolutely not something she was prepared for; let alone dressed as she was in skimpy booty shorts. In the end, she'd just accepted that this week, modesty would have to work on beach rules, and on a beach, this would be a more modest outfit. She hadn't seen Danni the night before, not even at dinner, so she had to go purely on gut instinct on what a good date would be. In the end, she went with something she'd enjoy, hoping Danni would enjoy a glimpse into her world. She had her plan; but it was still unnerving to be up first.

"Uh, hey." Sigrid turned towards the voice interrupting her anxieties to see Danni.

"I didn't know what to wear." Her new master gestured towards her outfit. Apparently the definition of clubbing outfits was more generous to the 'master' as Danni had a pair of skintight leather jeans and a button down blouse on. "Pants seemed like a safe bet."

"Yeah, I'm definitely jealous of you getting pants."

"There's a joke about you 'getting in my pants' there somewhere."

"Oh god, please tell me you're not just going to make bad innuendos the whole date."

"Sorry, I dad joke when I'm nervous. It's my first mandatory date."

"Yeah, nothing quite like mandatory fun."

"Underrated album." Danni remembered 2014 fondly for a moment. "Weird Al is amazing. One of the most wholesome men in the music industry."

"I'm going to be honest, I haven't listened to much of his stuff."

"Well, we've got a whole elevator ride for me to tell you all about him!"

"And a car trip."

"We can leave the hotel?!"

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"I didn't even know this city had castles."

"I mean, we're definitely out of the city." Sigrid had led Danni through the gates of the local Ren' Faire. She'd thought about taking Danni to her local one. It would have been nice to see familiar faces. However, with the amount of skin she had currently exposed, she had instead opted to not let her friends see her like that. She was a little relieved to see that, in spite of them being different faces, they were familiar nonetheless.

"So, what are we going to do?"

"Well, we're definitely watching the jousting later; and we're absolutely going to try some food."

"Please tell me you're talking one of those absurd turkey legs."

Sigrid laughed, relieved Danni seemed on board. "I am absolutely 'talking one of those absurd turkey legs'."

"Fuck yes."

Sigrid continued, grinning with Danni's growing enthusiasm. "I was also thinking you'd enjoy playing with some weapons."

"Wait, you can do that?"

"Yeah, they let you use a proper bow and arrow, plus various thrown weapons: axes, stars, my local one even did knife throwing."

"Okay, that's rad. We're 100% doing that. What's first?"

"Well, I was first thinking we could be a little more dressed up for the occasion..." Sigrid gestured to where the map she'd looked at with Rahne had told her would be their first stop: Ye Olde Costume Rental. Rahne had also told her the show would essentially give them an unlimited budget for dates and Sigrid was absolutely going to spend some of that unlimited on new outfits.

"You're just trying to get out of those shorts."

"I am 90% trying to get out of these shorts." Sigrid laughed. "I'm 10% feeling weird being here not in my blacksmith's outfit working a forge."

"Well, either way, let's get you 100% more comfortable." Danni smiled and moved ahead. Sigrid smiled downwards, glad her date was going well so far.

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"C'mon Sigrid!" Danni called from the other side of the closed curtain her date was concealed behind. She'd been quick to pick out the long, light blue 'noblewoman' dress, partially through eagerness to get to throw axes, but mostly because it was the first thing she could find in her size and she could not be bothered exploring the whole rack. Did it show a bit of cleavage? Sure. Was she okay with that? Mostly.

"Okay." There was a pause from the tall woman in the neighbouring change room. "But you're not allowed to laugh!"

Danni had wondered why Sigrid had taken so long to get into the changeroom. She had heard some shouting before Sigrid had gotten into her changeroom, but had just written it off. "What? Why would I laugh?"

Unenthusiastically, and with a sigh, Sigrid slid the curtain across. "They said it was the only thing in my size." While Danni could reason that might be a frequent truth for a woman built like Sigrid, the dress was anything but reasonable. Dress might even be an overstatement. Sigrid stepped reluctantly out of the changeroom in what could only be described as a 'slutty the black knight' costume. The cleavage revealing faux-leather breastplate was something straight out of a video game and Sigrid was once again uncomfortable with the amount of leg on display thanks to the combat miniskirt.

Danni wasn't sure if Sigrid was in the mood for compliments. She wanted to tell Sigrid that she thought she was hot, but, wanting to stay on the same page, she opted for reassurance. "At least it's all black?"

"Oh god," Sigrid felt immediate tension and immediate relief at the fact that her boobs would grow at a somewhat normal rate. "I hadn't even thought of that."

"Are you good to go out in that? I'm happy to get back into the other outfit it you prefer."

"No!" Sigrid swallowed, not prepared for how enthusiastically she rejected the idea. "I mean, no. I do not want to put those shorts back on. At least this covers my ass completely."

"That's fair enough." Again, Danni was tempted to flirt. The mandatory nature of the date made things really difficult to gauge how much Sigrid wanted to be complimented.

"Let's just get distracted." Sigrid started to trudge out, seemingly disappointed.

Danni decided to pick up the job of being enthusiastic, deciding at least one person on the date should be. Rushing to catch up and grab Sigrid by the arm, the then thrust her opposite arm forward in pointing her finger in a direction she had no idea about. "Forth, my loyal knight!"

Even Sigrid had to begrudgingly crack a smirk.

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"So," Danni said with a mouth full of turkey. "Why a Ren' Faire?" The two had parked themselves underneath a tree to get some shade while they ate, each holding one of the promised turkey legs and a plastic tankard of mead.

"Hm?" Sigrid's mouth was also full, but her mother's scolding on manners as a kid kept her from opening her mouth while talking.

Unlike her date, who clarified before they'd even swallowed. "Y'know, why is this your go-to date idea?"

"Oh," Sigrid swallowed down her mouthful of turkey. "I guess it's just an easy way to show a date this side of me."

"What side? The fantasy nerd side? You kinda do that by default."

"Point taken." Sigrid paused, unsure of the answer Danni wanted. She took a bite of turkey as a way to stall.

Danni, with no such reservations, kept going. "My go to date place is anywhere with music."

"Mm?" Sigrid was, again, too polite to talk with her mouth full and Danni was more than willing to talk enough for both of them.

"It's, like," Danni took the moment to actually swallow, getting ready to say more than a couple of sentences. "It's a date, so, I want an excuse to look hot. I want to seem impressive, and showing I have great music taste does that. There's booze in case I feel awkward." Danni shook the tankard of mead. "It's just a solid plan."

"Sounds like it." Sigrid said, unsure of how to respond.

"So... why a Ren Faire?"

"Oh, uh," Sigrid was slowly coming to terms with the scope of what Danni was asking. "Well, there's booze in case I feel awkward."

Danni picked up her tankard and the two cheers'd to booze before Sigrid kept going. "I get to show my knowledge of medieval weaponry and blacksmithing. Usually, I go to my local, so I have friends there to be able to vet any assholes. And, yeah, there's something kinda intimate about teaching someone to use a weapon. Though guys usually hate that."

"Ugh, guys."

"I know. Just the worst."

"Thank fuck this show isn't all of us **** to fight over some dude."

"Honestly, I'd prefer that a little."

Danni paused. "Oh shit," Danni exclaimed as she turned, gobsmacked, to face the much taller woman. "Really?"

"What do you mean 'really'?"

"Sigrid, I mean this with no offence: you seem so gay."

"I've gotten that my whole life."

"Fuck, I am so sorry."

"It's okay." Sigrid chuckled. "Hey, at least I get the unique experience of coming out as straight."

Danni snorted into her mead. "You can't be making jokes like that while I'm drinking!"

Sigrid just responded by nudging Danni's arm with her fist.

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Sigrid had smiled at how enthusiastically Danni cheered and hollered during the jousting. She did have to admit it was a lot less anxiety inducing not having to worry about potentially being the one to fix every dent in the armour as people were running into each other. The mandated duo had finally made their way to the front of the queue at the targets.

The man working the display walked up to them as they settled in front of their targets. "You ladies need any help?"

Sigrid responded by picking up a throwing axe, flipping it by the handle, catching it, and then, barely looking, launching it at the target, landing only a handful of centimetres of the centre.

The man gave a curt nod of acknowledgement, said "No worries! Let me know if you need anything." and walked away.

"Holy shit Sigrid! How the fuck did you do that?!"

The taller woman blushed "You have to test weapons when you make them. I learned a thing or two."

"Okay," Danni picked up an axe and went to throw.

"Woah, woah, woah," Sigrid grabbed her wrist. "Let me show you how not to hurt yourself."

It was Danni's turn to blush as the strong, calloused hand her her arm rigidly in place. "Uh, yeah, okay."

"Okay, we're going to do two-handed, because that's easier for beginners." Sigrid got in behind Danni, whose focus was still on the hand of her noble knight upon her arm as Sigrid got in positing behind her. "First, get both hands on the base. Dominant hand on the bottom."

"Mhmm," Unlike the blonde, Danni was not straight and was very distracted as Sigrid's other hand came into play, the rough worker's hands wrapped around hers on the bottom of the axe shaft.

"Okay, relax your grip. We're going to be letting go of it, not chopping wood with it." Sigrid stroked her coarse thumbs along the backs of Danni's to encourage her to loosen up as Danni couldn't help but think about her phase of watching lumberjack thirst traps on TikTok.

"Now we're going to pull back. Get the axe head just behind your own."

"But you're in the way." Danni stare ahead, not daring to turn back to face her date when she was this flushed.

"I'll be fine." Sigrid's hands had moved to Danni's wrists and, with a light pull, began to guide her arms upwards. Danni was a little disappointed to feel Sigrid take a step back to get out of the way of the axe, but her holding her hands about her head remained very hot.

"Widen your stance." Danni pulse raced as Sigrid's foot slid between her own and pushed her feet to shoulders width apart. First left, then right. She was desperately willing her new appendage to not tent up her dress.

"Now you're going to swing the axe forward and release when your arms are straight in front of you and the axe is perpendicular with the ground."

"Perpen-whatnow?" Danni was too horny for big words.

"On a ninety-degree angle. My bad." Sigrid stepped off to the side, one hand on Danni's wrist, the other on the small of her back, completely oblivious to the effect she was having on her date. With the gentlest of pressure, she began to train the motion. "Okay, yeah, just like that. Good. Good."

Sigrid let go, but stayed close by Danni's side. "Speed up a little. Little more. Good. Okay, Keep going like that. Right, so, you're ready. You keep doing that, but you're going to release when I say now. Got it?

"Mhmm."

Sigrid began counting down the swings. "Three. Two. One. Now!"

Releasing the axe was shortly followed by a release in tension. Horny thoughts flew out of Danni's body the moment the axe connected with the target, joy and accomplishment overriding the horny feelings that lingered. It was nowhere near the middle, but it stuck. "Holy shit! That was amazing!"

"That was a good first throw! Well done!" Sigrid went for the hi-five. Danni wanted to go for the kiss, but, out of respect for her date's sexuality, simply smacked her hand with enthusiasm.

"Okay, we're doing a few more of those and then you're teaching me knives."

"You've got yourself a deal."

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"I still can't believe they let us buy this."

"Right?" Danni was holding a full on sword. Sigrid had helped her pick out a good one for her size and weight, opting for an arming sword with a really intricate boar's head on the pommel. Apparently dates had a souvenir budget. Sigrid opted not to take a sword, it just made her miss the ones she'd made and proudly displayed at home, but helping Danni pick one out was really rewarding. They'd been able to keep the costumes too. By the end of the day, Sigrid did have to concede it was nicer to wear the costume than the clubbing outfits they'd been **** into.

The elevator dinged and they stepped out in front of the master's suite. "So, uh, end of the date." Danni scratched the back of her head. "We, uh, well..."

"It was really nice. It's weird getting that really positive moment in the middle of all this shit."

Danni took a deep breath, having realised over the course of the day exactly how obliviously straight Sigrid was, she knew she'd need to spell it out. "Do, uh, no." Another deep breath. "Are you worried about points?"

"Oh!" Sigrid realised what her date was offering. "Um, yeah, yeah I am I guess."

"I promise, I don't want to make you uncomfortable, but, you're really hot. I'd be down to help out as much or as little as you'd like."

"I'll, um," Sigrid swallowed. "I appreciate the offer?" She had tried sex with a woman before, back in her university days. A friend who had a very casual attitude towards sex had offered and Sigrid, having been convinced by an 'If you've never tried it, how can you know for sure?' argument, had gone along with it. She conceded that being gone down on was alright, better than most guys doing it even, but found herself thinking about men for most of the time and unable to muster the desire to return the favour. On top of that, the awkward encounter had made the friendship awkward between her and her friend. Overall, the one middling orgasm shared between the two of them had not been worth ruining things.

"Think about it, okay. These transformations have sucked, so... it's not unreasonable to just keep yourself afloat to avoid the elimination ones." Danni went in for the hug. Sigrid was clearly uncomfortable and needed a friend in the moment.

"Th-thanks Danni." She wrapped her arms around the diminutive woman. She had to admit, Danni did smell nicer than any man Sigrid had ever been with. As Danni looked up into the eyes of the taller woman, Sigrid couldn't help but feel a tension, even if it was one sided. They looked at each other, Danni clearly wanting to close the gap and Sigrid fumbling through the thought process to decide whether to let her.

"I'm, uh, going to go downstairs." Sigrid said, breaking the hug and moving her hands to the sides of Danni's arms.

"Y-yeah. Sounds good." Danni was a little crestfallen. "I mean, not good, but, y'know."

"Yeah." With a lingering touch on the side of Danni's arms that gave the brunette goosebumps, Sigrid walked away and down the stairs with a smile on her face.

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The camera cut to Rahne, dressed in an even sluttier knight costume, purple hair flowing behind them.

"Aww, wasn't that sweet? Now, like our contestants, I'm sure you, the audience, are also wondering how our contestants will receive BP. Very fair question! And the answer is... you'll be voting for how entertaining their dates were! Give the date's intention, entertainment value and arousal levels a score here! Regardless of how the date turned out, was the plan a good one? Was it entertaining? Was it sexy? We'll take your results and, based on the final score, aware the contestant an appropriate amount of BP!"

"So, go ahead and vote so Sigrid can have some local spending money! And we hope you enjoy this added level of interactivity this season with Harem Hotel: Battle Royale!"