The Dissolving Bikini Prank

Janet got out of the pool. She was completely unaware her bikini bottoms had dissolved thanks to a impish friend and some water soluble thread.

The manager of the health club approached her. "Ma'am, you can't strut around like this."

"The fuck I can't!" said Janet. She assumed he was talking about her bikini as most women wore one piece suits.

"Ma'am, you're half naked."

Janet looked down. "EEEEP!" she clamped her hands over her crotch and heard the laughs of the people in the pool. She sprinted for the women's locker room. She ran to her locker and opened it. "Oh you've got to be fucking kidding me!" she said.