The D'Amileo Sisters

"Still job hunting?"

My roommates, Dixie and Charli D'Amileo, were out on the back porch taking selfies, of course.

I had gone to high school with Dixie, and as a result I was naturally pretty close with Charli as well. They had recently moved into a Beverly Hills mansion by themselves, and Dixie invited me to live with them.

"Two years as a stage hypnotist isn't exactly what employers are looking for," I said.

"Come on," Charli said. "You've gotta get out of this funk."

"Why don't you hypnotize us?" Dixie asked.

It sounded like a good idea, and they had never seen my skills before, so I agreed.

I had them sit on the sofa, and opened up the hypnosis app I had on my phone that showed spirals. The girls watched the video and were soon hypnotized, Charli's head resting on her sister's shoulder.

It occurred to me that I now had two rather sexy siblings at my disposal...