The Biggest Threats get the D

“I Accept!” Luke yelled.

With that Thoth’s ‘Golden Scroll’ shined bright as Luke’s name appeared on its surface.

“Congratulation Luke Smith ‘God of Siring’, you’re now Employed by this gathering of Gods as Earth’s ‘Divine Jailor’,” Thoth shouted.

Thoth turned to the crowd.

“Have it be known … No one may pursue a war against the ‘God of Siring’ on the grounds of his ‘Harem Enslavement’ ability. Furthermore … so long as Luke Smith ‘Soul-Links’ the enemies of Earth, he will have the protection of this gathering. If anyone attacks Luke Smith, his harem, or his Atlantis Kingdom, they will face this gathering’s judgment,” Thoth shouted.

Everyone was silent. A moment passed before Thor the Norse God of War and Thunder stood up.

“So … now that we all agreed to use the Jinn Fucker for “good”,” Thor said using air quotes.

“How do I get him to fuck Loki,” Thor said pointing to Luke.

With that, the assembly burst into shouting. Everyone started arguing about whom Luke should fuck. Luke was overwhelmed by another wave of noise. He looked to Thoth for help.

“Sorry, Siren King. I have done my part to stop a war. But it’s now up to you to argue how others interpret your new job.” Thoth said bowing his head.

Realizing the gravity of the situation, Luke stepped forward.

“I wish to speak!” Luke screamed.

Unfortunately, Luke didn’t magically empower his shout. So, his cry when unnoticed. Luke was going to try again when …

“Quiet!!!!” Hades shouted.

Everyone stopped and focused on the Greek God of **** and Punishment, King of the Underworld.

“Enough! Stop making useless noise. If you truly want an enemy of your Pantheon ‘Enslaved’ by the ‘God of Siring’ speak to your leaders. Don’t shout your demands out like a child,” Hades boomed.

Most of the shouters looked away at the rebuke.

“If your pantheon’s leadership can’t agree on who their enemies are … AND who should be ‘Soul-Linked’ by the ‘Divine Jailor’. Then come to me,” Hades boomed.

“I would be more than happy to consult on judgment calls,” Hades said before giving an evil grin.

Everyone shuttered at the reminder of Hades’ domain of punishment. No one could help but recall at least one of his unusual divine rulings.

“Thank you, Hades,” a new voice chimed.

The crowds looked to Yu Huang the Jade Emperor, the Chinese God of the Heavens and Wealth.

“Hades is right. I believe the use of Earth’s Divine Jailor should be directed with care. Let’s use the existing leadership infrastructure to decide on which evil entities should be “linked” to Luke Smith,” The Jade Emperor boomed.

The gathering of Gods started mumbling as the Jade Emperor sat down. Thor took the opportunity to poke his father.

“Fine! Fine!” Oden cried arising to his feet.

Everyone turned to the All-Father, the Norse God of Wisdom and Civilization. King of the Aesir.

“I agree we can’t have the ‘God of Siring’ enslave every person we don’t like. But there are some demi-gods that are considered evil by everyone,” Odin boomed.

“So … Let’s end this meeting with one more vote. Everyone writes down whomever they consider the number one threat to Earth. After which we get our new ‘Divine Jailor’ to enslave anyone with 20+ votes,” Odin said before sitting back down.

Everyone looked to Thoth, the Egyptian God of Learning and Magic. He gave a long sigh before looking to his boss, Ra the Egyptian God of the Sun and Power. The Leader of the Egyptian pantheon nodded once to Thoth. Who immediately cast a spell.

Pop!

99 blue notepads with ink quills appeared. Each pair of tools floated in front of each demi-god present at the meeting except for Luke.

“All the rules on voting are the same as before. Save one change. Luke Smith will not vote. I will vote in his stead. After which … anyone that is considered the number one enemy to Earth by more than 19 Demi-gods … will result in … Luke Smith being obligated to ‘Soul-Linked’ them. …Your 5 minutes starts now,” Thot said snapping his fingers.

Luke watched as his fate was again put to a vote.

“Times Up,” Thoth shouted.

Pop!

All notepads and quills disappeared.

“The results are in,” Thoth said before holding up his scroll.

The room when quiet.

“This gathering has decided to have the Divine Jailor bind two level 30 Warlocks and one level 20 Sorcerer,” Thoth shouted.

Everyone started whispering at that.

“First, Eris the Greek Goddess of Strife and Discord with 33 Votes,” Thoth Shouted.

“Who?” Luke thought to himself.

“Second, Loki the Norse God of Tricksters with 24 Votes,” Thoth shouted.

“I knew that was coming. I just hope I get to fuck the female comic version of Loki,” Luke thought.

“And lastly, Glinda the Good, Leader of the Los Angeles Life Coven with 21 Votes,” Thoth Shouted.

The room was quiet for a brief moment before erupting once again.