The Annoying Neighbor

Twenty-three-year-old Charles "Chuck," Jude was your stereotypical geek. He made a good living refurbishing laptops and gaming devices and had a side hustle in the trade of rare comics and collectibles. His apartment was full of collectibles, video games, and electronics. On a lark, he ordered what he thought was a prop: a mind control helmet.

Chuck's neighbor across the hall was an annoying blonde named Jessie Dylan. She worked as a receptionist at a prestigious law firm and partied every weekend, often coming home drunk and loud with a friend or two or some random guy. She was always pestering Chuck to help her with her wi-fi, laptop, TV, and anything else.

One Saturday afternoon, she came over to ask for Chuck's help installing a new "routing thingy" as she had gotten drunk last night and knocked her old one over.

"Sure, but I want to show you something first," said Chuck. "Tell me what you think."

Chuck talked her into putting the helmet on.

"Like this is the silliest thing ever," she said.

Chuck flipped a switch, and Jessie went into a trance.

"Fuck, does this thing really work?"

"Jessie, stand up and put your arms out."

"Go put your hands on the wall and stick your ass out."

Chuck had a boner now.

"Come kneel in front of me."

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