The *very literal* Blonde

Jenni meant well.
Jenni was pretty hot.
Jenni was nice to her friends.

Jenni...was kind of dumb.
Okay, she was very dumb.

Sorry, Jenni.

It was that weakness that lead her to the situation she is now in.

She went out Camping with her friends and went on a Hike by herself.

Far away from camp, she heard a growling sound.

'Is that a bear?!?'

She saw a furry object in the distance.

'Alright- what did they tell you about Bears?
Don't run from them. They don't like Humans.
They do like other bears.

Wait- bare? That's it!"

She quickly stripped of all of clothes and waited nervously.
Get it- she was now bare.

It still seemed to keep coming in the distance, so she began to climb the nearby tree.
Thankfully, it had strong branches on the side for her to climb.