Test a Ring

Cody slipped on the "control" ring and took the red ring into Jackson. "Hey, put this on."

Jackson looked at it. "Oh, Cody, you're finally proposing! I'm so honored, but shouldn't you be on one knee?"

"Very funny. Humor me."

"Whatever." Jackson put the ring on.

"Jackson, stand up and slap your crotch."

"Why...what the fuck..." Jackson found himself standing up and slapping his balls enough to hurt, but not too much. "The fuck dude! What did you do to me?"

"It's that ring. Dance around like a ballerina."

Jackson started to dance around the living room. "Stop this!"

Cody laughed. "OK, stop, walk over here, and hold your hand out...the one with the ring on it."

Jackson did as he was told, and Cody took off the ring.

"The fuck?!"

"It's a magic ring. I got it in the mail."

"No way, but I did do everything you said."

They discussed the rings and all the fun they could have with them, but Cody said he wanted to take them to work, but he said he'd let Cody have some fun with them later.

The next morning, Cody brought the rings. Caroline called him into her office.

"Ah, Cody, close the door."

Cody knew what was next, some bawdy talk at his expense. He shut the door.

"So, ready to show me that tiny package of yours?" asked Caroline.

"What do you want, Ms. Banks?"

She smirked. "You're no fun. I bet you read books at parties. Anyway, we have a big meeting in..." she checked the time, "twenty minutes with the board of directors. I take it you and the other intern...um..."

"Gloria."

"Yes, Gloria. Did you finish my presentation?"

"Yes." Cody handed her a thumb drive. "File name BanksPresentation - one word."

"Perfect."

Cody took out the red ring. "Could you put this ring on? It's for a class. I need to gauge your interest in it and how much you think it's worth."

"Hurry up." As she put the thumb drive in with her right hand, she held out her left, and Cody slipped the ring on.