Ten Terrific Choices

I wrote down the ten I wanted and handed it over to Hawk who looked down at it and grinned. "A good selection. You really do love sex don't you?" She asked me to which I blushed. She then coughed into her hand and went down the list.

"Ahegao Queen huh?" Hawk began with the first one I wrote. "People on the other side of the city can hear your moans and screams! And wipe that stupid look off your face. Real people’s eyes don’t roll up like that. Jesus, you turned into one hell of a pervert! People are going to judge you for this behavior during sex. I guess some might like it though, you definitely don’t look like you are faking it you freak."

She continued with Blood-Ties. "Why completely alter and corrupt your own body and soul, when you can do it to your family too? All women in your family are super attractive bimbo airheads like you, and all men now hulking sex-crazed Amazonian futanari. Isn't that fun? Older members of your family will have their youth restored and will stop aging. None of your family ages past a certain point, in fact, when their time is up they simply have a heart attack and pass on. And boy almighty does your family love you dearly. I guess you could say you're everyone's favorite fucktoy-I MEAN sister! What do you mean you don't have a family? Of course, you do, a few dozen relatives at least! This also affects the extended family as well. Expect your house to always be full of random horny family members trying to get into your pants. I hope you don't have anything against ****! Families always stick together and help each other out, right?"

Next was Cosplay Addict. "You certainly have interesting taste. You'll be in full-on cosplay wherever you go. Anywhere, anytime, the sexier the better… It'll physically hurt you if you leave your house not fully dressed as a character you like. Full costume, make-up, hair, and maybe some props, you'll have to wear it all. It's kind of sick actually. You should probably get some help. But hey, at least you're the best at it, right? And you are indeed the best at cosplay. And you are indeed the best anywhere at cosplay: nobody can even begin to touch your skills. Again though, kind of sick. Showing up to a funeral as a sexy Batgirl is not okay."

After that is New Friends. "Orcs get kind of a bad reputation, right? Like being smelly, violent, rapists? Well, all of that is from a bygone era! These two dashing gentlemen are head over heels in love with you! And they'll do anything to woo beautiful, sexy women like you! And don't bother trying to turn them down, because that just means you're playing hard to get. Right...?"

Halfway done was Over Productive. "You produce a SHIT load of fluids. When you cum out of your dick, it looks more like a geyser than something attached to a human. Your tits produce will actively produce milk year-round, and will often begin to swell up if you go without milking for at least... a few hours. Yeah, it's ridiculous. You get blue balls after, like, half a day. You're like a human cumcow, always leaking and squirting, and looking for just the right person to give your endless liquid bounty to. But hey, at least you don't have a refractory period, right?"

Over halfway now was Pointless Denial. "Now you might have some futile notions about continuing your life as a man after this. So let's go ahead and sweep all those aside. No more football, no more working on cars, and no more cracking open a cold one with the boys. Everything you do from now on will be exceedingly feminine. You'll cock your hip, twirl your hair, bat your eyelashes, the works. There's no chance anyone will mistake you for anything but feminine from now on. So don't even bother trying to deny it."

Seventh was Scrambled. "Think of this like were-bimbofication. When the full moon rises, your intelligence will drop by one category as listed in the "Intelligence" section and will remain like that through the full moon and for the next three days. So you'll just be even dumber than usual for a while, and will probably make several poor life choices with your reduced intelligence. If your intelligence is already at 'Sex-Fiend,' you'll basically just be a mindless animal trying to rut with anything that moves."

Third to last was Size Queen. "You like them big. Like really big. Like, possibly tearing big. And that's pretty hard to find. So, good luck on your quest to find monstrously-sized cocks, and good luck failing every time. You'll have an itch that could never be scratched by any man. I know how to though. It's toys. Get a custom-ordered 35-inch dragon cock with all the barbs and all that and shove it so far up your pussy you can taste it. You'll be cumming your brains out in no time. But again, though, a dildo isn't as good as the real thing. While other people's bodies are normal yours operate on porn logic. So if you can find someone with a 10-foot-long cock you can take it while getting stretched like you are made of rubber. Have fun finding that though; I'll guess you will be a bimbo journeyman on the quest for the holy grail of giant cocks. God-speed little slut."

The penultimate drawback was Spoiled Genes. "Let's face it, with the amount of sex you're going to be getting from now on (with real people, not 2D girls), you're probably going to get pregnant. Maybe, maybe not, but it's a very real possibility that you have to be constantly avoiding. Maybe you want kids though. That's fine. So I'm going to enchant your womb. All the children you produce will be born perfectly healthy and safe. There is no chance of birth complications or of them being born with any defects, short-term or long-term. They'll be perfectly healthy children... with your worst genes every time. Your offspring have a 50% chance of being female, a 50% chance of being a futanari, and a 100% chance of always growing up to be stupid simpering sluts just like their mom. There's no genetic lottery. You're not going to get lucky and have a genius for a child. Your womb is corrupted, and you can only birth out more sex-crazed bimbos. So I guess you should have fun being the dumb, bimbo MILF all your daughters will aspire to become."

Finally was the Wheel of Life drawback. "Suddenly, it feels like your entire life is a cheap porno. Your super-hot neighbor walks around her house naked. People ogle you and each other like it is the most normal thing to do. And that plumber you call to fix your pipes decides that your pipes are more important to work on. The rest of the world is perfectly normal; it's just a multi-mile radius around you that people start acting weird and abnormally sexual. It's probably not necessarily a bad thing for a horny bimbo like you, but it's almost impossible to find true love when everyone's motivations are almost entirely to get into your pants."

After all of that Hawk asked, "This really the three you want?" I nodded happily to her which urged her to continue. "Almost done here. You'll be a worthless bimbo in no time at all! Let's just talk about your employment first. This section is completely optional; I just wanted to know if you wanted a free job."