Tell her story

(Originally by Voltros)

Emma: Fine, if I must. I all started two weeks ago…

Emma and Mila Kunis were sitting outside at a small café drinking tea. They saw Jennifer Lawrence walking up to them.

Emma: Oh hello, Jennifer.

Jennifer: I’ve been looking for both of you. You have got to see this video of Kristin Kreuk and Emma Stone I just found.

She sat at the table and pulled an iPad out of her purse. She went to Youtube and clicked on the video on the home page under Most Popular Videos labeled Kristin Kreuk and Emma Stone Caught Streaking. It had over sixty million views. Emma and Mila were a little skeptical, but when the video started they could see their faces clearly. It was indeed Kristin Kreuk and Emma Stone… and they were completely naked.

Emma/Mila: Oh… My… Gosh…

They were running from the person who was filming. It looked like they were running pretty fast, but somehow the person was keeping up with them despite having to keep the camera straight. Kristin Kreuk and Emma Stone were running side by side which gave perfect shots of both their asses.

Emma S: Stop recording us you pervert!

Kristin: Yeah, quit it!

Camera Girl: Are you kidding? This is amazing! Maybe this will teach you to run around naked in broad daylight.

The video lasted nine and a half minutes before they were finally able to get away from her. Emma and Mila were dumbfounded.

Emma: Wow… just wow.

Mila: I read rumors that those two liked streaking together, but I thought that was something the tabloids made up. This however proves that they weren’t just rumors.

Jennifer: Isn’t it awesome! I’ve always wanted to go streaking.

Emma and Mila were taken aback by this statement.

Mila: Are you nuts?

Jennifer: Well why not? I was practically walking around naked while filming X-Men: First Class.

Emma: Yeah, but you still had those scale things covering your naughty bits.

Jennifer: It still felt amazing. So what do you guys say? I will go streaking with me?

Emma/Mila: What?

Jennifer: Come on it’ll be fun. Plus I don’t think I can do it by myself.

Mila: Absolutely not. There is no way I’m running around naked.

Jennifer started pouting. Emma always had trouble saying no to Jennifer when she started doing the pouty face. Thinking that Jennifer would never actually go through with it, Emma figured she’d humor her.

Emma: Sure, why not.

Jennifer: Really?! You promise?

Emma: Yes I promise I’ll go streaking with you.

Jennifer: Excellent! We won’t do it right now though. I’m going to find the perfect spot for us.

Jennifer ran off and Mila looked at Emma as if she was crazy.

Emma: What?

Mila: Emma, are you out of your mind?! I can’t believe you just promise Jennifer you would go streaking with her!

Emma was unconcerned.

Emma: On come, Mila, this is Jennifer we’re talking about. You know how she is. She gets these ideas in her head and gets all excited, but then loses interest soon after.

Mila: If you say so.

Two weeks went by and Emma had forgotten all about Jennifer’s streaking idea. Then while Emma and Mila drinking tea at the same café, Jennifer walked up to them.

Jennifer: Good news, Emma, I found the perfect spot.

Emma: Perfect spot for what?

She took a sip of her tea.

Jennifer: The perfect spot for us to streak at.

Emma spat her tea out.

Emma: W-what?

Jennifer: I know it took me a while, but I did a lot of research. There’s a small town about ten miles from here that would be perfect for streaking.

Emma: But I can’t go streaking!

Jennifer: What? But you promised you would do this with me.

Emma: That’s because I didn’t think you would actually want to go through with it!

Jennifer: But you promise.

Emma looked at Mila for support, but all she saw was Mila smirking.

Mila: It’s true, Emma, you did promise.

Emma was the type of person who always kept her word. If she made a promise, she never broke it, no matter what.

Emma: But…

Jennifer crossed her arms and gives her a stern look.

Jennifer: You promised.

Knowing she was trapped by her own words, all she could do was hang her head.

Emma: Fine.

Jennifer: Woohoo!

Emma: But we are doing it later at night and at the most deserted place possible. I am not having my naked body posted all over the internet.

Jennifer: No problem. Mila, you’re going to drive us there.

Mila: Why do I have to drive you there?

Jennifer: Because It’ll be easier if we had someone waiting for us.

Mila: Okay, but I’m not streaking.

Jennifer: Yes, yes I heard you the first time.

Much later that night Mila drove Emma and Jennifer to the small town. All they were wearing was trench coats while Mila was fully clothed.

Emma: I still don’t understand why we’re just wearing these trench coats.

Jennifer: I already told you, it’ll be faster to take off and put back on than it would regular clothes.

They arrived at their destination, a strip mall parking lot. Emma and Jennifer stepped out of the SUV.

Jennifer: Are you ready?

Emma: No

They took off their trench coats and are now completely naked. Jennifer and Mila noticed a tattoo of three butterflies on Emma’s left ass cheek.

Mila: Nice butterflies, Emma, I see you’re a fan of Fluttershy.

Emma ignored Mila’s comment.

Jennifer: Looks like someone’s excited, after all.

Emma looked down at her nipples.

Emma: What? No! It’s just the cool air!

Jennifer: Whatever you say. Anyway, the plan is for us to run from here to behind the mall, all the way around, and then back here.

Emma: Let’s just get this over with, please.

The two took off running.

Mila: Don’t worry guys, I’ll take good care of your trench coats!

After a few minutes of running Emma was actually starting to relax.

(Emma) I can’t believe I’m doing this, but I have to admit this night air feels amazing on my body.

It took about ten minutes, but they finally made it back except with one major difference… Mila and the SUV were gone!

Emma: Bloody Hell! She left us! That bloody wanker left us!

Jennifer: Calm down, Emma.

Emma: Calm down? How can you say that when we are stranded here naked and ten miles from our hotel!

Jennifer: Well panicking isn’t going to help. Now look there’s a store that’s still open. Go in there and ask for some clothes.

Emma: Why do I have to go? You were the one so gung-ho to go streaking in the first place!

Jennifer: That doesn’t mean I want people to see me naked!

Emma: Well I don’t want people to see me naked either!

Jennifer: Alright, alright there’s only one way to settle this. Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Both: Rock, Paper, Scissors shoot!

Emma did rock and Jennifer did paper.

Emma: Best two out of three?

Jennifer: Just get going.

Emma: Fine.

Emma ran toward the store called the Strip 'N grab.

***

Emma: And well you know the rest.

Kate: So you’re saying there’s a naked Jennifer Lawrence is nearby?

Emma: Yes, now can I please have something to wear for myself and Jennifer?