Tea

Thinking on this, you admit to yourself that a cup of tea would help you not only calm down, but be a good mediator and aid in lubricating the flowing of information through the dwarf. "Mhm, I'd love a cup of tea, if you would." You say this with a tone of artificial fondness for the drink. In actuality, you've never been a big fan of it, but what does that matter, really? Your faux air of excitement elicits a happy response from, what you can tell, a lonely man, quartered away from most others. "I was hoping you'd stay for a drink. Human's ain't much fer' ****, from what I know. Good 'ta have yer' either way." He tells you this with palpable honesty, and you get the sense that he's an honest person in general.

"So, kiddo, what's yer' story? Most people who drop in 'ere are pretty seasoned warriors." He pauses a little before continuing, as if debating what to say next. "You'd convince me if you said you were a forgotten prince, with a face like that."

"Oh, Haha, I've heard dwarves are quite forward, but I didn't think you'd be hitting on me right off the bat." Said in a confident, retracted tone, you smile a little inwardly at your queer taunting of the dwarf. "I, er, boy! I know humans are a bit more reserved than other races when it comes to sex, but stereotypes are bad, ye' hear?" He talks as if he wasn't expecting the playful jab, appreciating your sense of humor with a smile of his own. The difference between being the dwarf's unrestrained happiness, as compared to your sly half grin.

"Though, that's interesting to hear, Mr. Dwarf. Do most other creatures have a more liberal approach to sexual pleasures? I'd appreciate your understanding in my lack of knowledge." You're quite enjoying the teasing, and the man sitting across you is more than happy to endure. "Heh, That's right kid. You humans 'er so stuck up on morals and purity you've got no time for fun. Too busy in their little villages and cities to explore some dwarven pleasure."

From what you can tell, The stocky guy you're talking to, is teasing under the incorrect assumption that you're a normal human from this world, and is going to flip the teasing from him to you in a few more sentences. Perhaps it's time to make a bold move, here. In any other situation you'd be more conservative with your sexual advances, but well, you _ did _get the go ahead from, well god. Though, maybe you'd like to humour the older man for the time being?