Take this show on the road.

At that moment John felt himself being raised out of the water. He felt hands on his arms and legs holding him up and bringing him out of the pool.

As he was being carried, he saw a few ladies with their phones pointed right at him. "Smile, teenie weenie!"

He saw camera flash after camera flash capture his full frontal nudity as he was held up by the ladies. He was in awe of how quickly all of them jumped to humiliate his little hairless weewee.

He thought it couldn't get any better, until he felt himself be carried forward once more. They paraded him around the park. His arms and legs were splayed out as they displayed him to everyone there.

They yelled out, "Make way! We have a naughty little naked boy with an itty bitty little toy!"

One by one, other women of varying ages saw his hairless nub of a penis. It wiggled around like a flesh colored gumdrop as his still wet body was chilled by the breeze. His heart was pounding and he was beaming with joy as a crowd of bikini clad women were cooing and teasing him for his tiny peepee.

"Oh my~ Did we lose something, little guy?"

"The water must've been freezing."

"My god, it's smaller than my pinky nail!"

"It's a wittle nubby wubby cocklet!!! HAHAHAHA!"

"It's smooth as a baby's...and the size of it too."

"It's adorable. Like a little baby mushroom."

John's baby mushroom was throbbing. None of them could tell as it was so small it looked flaccid. His stomach was fluttering as he couldn't believe how well this was going.

One of the ladies holding him up whispered in his ear, "So...baby dick, what should we do with you now?"